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Old 5th Dec 2013, 16:20
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(In the dulcet tones of Sir David Attenborough) "Here we see the extremely rare Saints Jaguar marking its territory."
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Old 6th Dec 2013, 00:59
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"Shaguar Zero One, Timewarp Approach approved..."
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Old 6th Dec 2013, 02:16
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"That Jag's a bit long in the tooth"
"Unlike this current comp..."

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Old 6th Dec 2013, 04:39
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There was no argument for the Jaguar's entry in the precision landing competition but when the other wheels touched he was disqualified.
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Old 6th Dec 2013, 05:53
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To the tune of Hokey Cokey:


"You put your left leg in,
Your left leg out,
Left leg in and you shake it all about"
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Old 6th Dec 2013, 15:41
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Mein furher! I can walk!
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Old 6th Dec 2013, 15:55
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Time for Judge Judy to appear!
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Old 6th Dec 2013, 15:58
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"Take it around again Hoskins but keep it tight, and let's hope the Judge turns up, otherwise you will need to park and refuel..."
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Old 6th Dec 2013, 15:59
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Totally agree SASless ...

Where are you Skeleton old chap



Watching the Test Match I'll bet

Apologies Buster for using your recent Xray
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Old 6th Dec 2013, 17:53
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Bunch of overated wannabee Ice Pilots using outdated military aircraft take on the Come Dancing challenge

(new idea for a TV Show)

or

Unexpected England victory dance at the World Cup,

( if you have seen the group of death!)
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Old 6th Dec 2013, 17:56
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I've sent him a PM
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Old 7th Dec 2013, 20:33
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Better try smoke signals

no sorry still celebrating the Aussies going 2-0 up

Happy days
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 15:45
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It's been a week, I will stick another up until he scores it.. Noticed he works for Quantas, I don't know if that effects his scoring, but their share prices just dropped lower than that of used toilet paper..




Are you sure the Jag will lift it?




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Old 8th Dec 2013, 15:53
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Sarge ... It's ticking
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 15:59
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CAREFUL ! That's the one full of duty free booze !
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 16:01
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Prior to their de-mob the team demonstrates a new sex toy on dragons den.
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 16:01
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From the guy wearing the leather helmet and goggles and presumably a pilot.

"OWWWWW, I broke a nail !"
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 16:03
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UMMMM guys.....shouldn't the pointy end be facing forward ?
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 16:10
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"Let me get this straight....we are going to load up the Aircraft with these Practice Bombs...fly over into Germany tonight and call it a Training Sortie?"
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Old 8th Dec 2013, 16:11
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Have you ever questioned the need to paint "BOMB" on something which quite clearly resembles a bomb?
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