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Gring, Gring, Gring!
Hello this is EK clinic, time to take your cipralex Desert whine.
Ashamed of being a trolley dolley?
Oh! Bashfull you! bet you can't even make yourself a cup of coffee without sounding the fire alarm! Let alone wipe your own arse!
But then again like all the rest you are ASS-U-ming!
And I see nothing wrong with being one.
You don't seem to like the mid east or its people.
Leave!
You'll be happier elswhere! back home to your dustcropping!
Hello this is EK clinic, time to take your cipralex Desert whine.
Ashamed of being a trolley dolley?
Oh! Bashfull you! bet you can't even make yourself a cup of coffee without sounding the fire alarm! Let alone wipe your own arse!
But then again like all the rest you are ASS-U-ming!
And I see nothing wrong with being one.
You don't seem to like the mid east or its people.
Leave!
You'll be happier elswhere! back home to your dustcropping!
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Take your pay and your dumb blondes with you mate, we've done blondes, done any middle eastern girls? I doubt it she would spit you out before you even think of it!
Your lot are not considered men where I come from. We usually say manyouk or khaneeth! Of course there are other words but not worth my time to go through each one of them.
Just note that I can travel unlike your statement and like it or not probably have the same passport as you and I did not heve to sleaze to get it.
But then again you love ASS-U-ming so I leave you to masturbate your mind further and see what you hatch for us next from that little brain of yours.
You said goats?
You would not happen to be one of those velcro clad sheep shaggers now would you? Its a bit more difficult with goats I hear velcro doesn't work on straight hair, I heard from other New Zealanders that curly bobs and a hair dryer will do the job some of them even have different grade velcor to accomodate the change! Don't have the details though.
And my younger cousins send their best regards, they don't know you though, never heard of desert whine! they are more into Proper wine real stuff if you know what I mean, not the cheap boxes you buy downroute.
Captain! Anything else?
Your lot are not considered men where I come from. We usually say manyouk or khaneeth! Of course there are other words but not worth my time to go through each one of them.
Just note that I can travel unlike your statement and like it or not probably have the same passport as you and I did not heve to sleaze to get it.
But then again you love ASS-U-ming so I leave you to masturbate your mind further and see what you hatch for us next from that little brain of yours.
You said goats?
You would not happen to be one of those velcro clad sheep shaggers now would you? Its a bit more difficult with goats I hear velcro doesn't work on straight hair, I heard from other New Zealanders that curly bobs and a hair dryer will do the job some of them even have different grade velcor to accomodate the change! Don't have the details though.
And my younger cousins send their best regards, they don't know you though, never heard of desert whine! they are more into Proper wine real stuff if you know what I mean, not the cheap boxes you buy downroute.
Captain! Anything else?
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Well i do have a real job, difference being I do work with women because in today's world most men work with women unlike a particular profession which has yet to open up to them.
So when you are not readin the paper, are you counting the hairs up your cockpit mate's arse?
If so let me know I'll get you some extras hot towels and tissue with the sandwiches and banana, just in case it happens to be a training captain!
Tell you what you will never be the same again!
Keep discovering!
Anything else captain?
So when you are not readin the paper, are you counting the hairs up your cockpit mate's arse?
If so let me know I'll get you some extras hot towels and tissue with the sandwiches and banana, just in case it happens to be a training captain!
Tell you what you will never be the same again!
Keep discovering!
Anything else captain?
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Desert whine
Are you a samaritan? Thank you for your concern though I am touched! So much so I need to take a quick Cr@p! better now!
Oh! Hamlet Hamlet! Where art thou!
I play with mine harp just for you!
And you stick your finger in your eye
all the way to your elbow through!
Your crystal ball is not calibrated mate suggest you go to the souk and sort it.
My fellow nationals are fine which ones though?
Mid 30's?
Meet a pilot.....so life revolves around pilots?
Why don't you get a serious job so that you can spend more time with your children and family, sad really the greed particularly if you have another source of income and you are still flying, you should really think about that for a minute!
Does your wife miss you or is RT or one of the mexicans looking after her while you are away?
Anonymous......No have you seen someone post their name on here?
Seriously I think you need to get your cipralex mate or stop playing with yourself
It's obviously affecting your eyesight, check the palm of your hand if you have a hair growing in there you've been doing it too much.
Attacking pilots? No not really but the likes of you who bring shame to their profession with their arrogant attitude!
No! really are you reading yourself?
Anyway I am off for a drink you coming? DIMC
You're so very tragic in so many ways.
Oh! Hamlet Hamlet! Where art thou!
I play with mine harp just for you!
And you stick your finger in your eye
all the way to your elbow through!
Your crystal ball is not calibrated mate suggest you go to the souk and sort it.
My fellow nationals are fine which ones though?
Mid 30's?
Meet a pilot.....so life revolves around pilots?
Why don't you get a serious job so that you can spend more time with your children and family, sad really the greed particularly if you have another source of income and you are still flying, you should really think about that for a minute!
Does your wife miss you or is RT or one of the mexicans looking after her while you are away?
Anonymous......No have you seen someone post their name on here?
Seriously I think you need to get your cipralex mate or stop playing with yourself
It's obviously affecting your eyesight, check the palm of your hand if you have a hair growing in there you've been doing it too much.
Attacking pilots? No not really but the likes of you who bring shame to their profession with their arrogant attitude!
No! really are you reading yourself?
Anyway I am off for a drink you coming? DIMC
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Hi nix
Lovely spot you got there, saw some pics. Good on you.
Agree, but maybe marzy is what pprune needed.
A sad billy-no-mate that spends all his energy on this site. While most of us flash thru, this creature spends hours, look at those log-on times.
Maybe potty trained to early and now the world is copping it big time.
Regards to wife and kids.
Lovely spot you got there, saw some pics. Good on you.
Agree, but maybe marzy is what pprune needed.
A sad billy-no-mate that spends all his energy on this site. While most of us flash thru, this creature spends hours, look at those log-on times.
Maybe potty trained to early and now the world is copping it big time.
Regards to wife and kids.
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No, I think I must agree with Nixisfix on this one........
4HP - Please do us a favour and stop this nonsense.
The thread is off topic, has clearly been hijacked and is becoming increasingly offensive. (the cheese-head is responsible for most of it)
Thank you,
SN
4HP - Please do us a favour and stop this nonsense.
The thread is off topic, has clearly been hijacked and is becoming increasingly offensive. (the cheese-head is responsible for most of it)
Thank you,
SN
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Why I hate flight deck.
Ok, so you guys want to know why I hate flight deck....
(My thesaurus and spell chick not working now so please excuse my grammir)
Here is the reason: I always want to be a pilot because I think pilot's get all the girls. Where I come from this is VERY important! I don't like ME girls because they know all our cheesy lines, better I try with European girls. I put TOO MUCH gel in my hair and learn some REALLY SMOOTH lines like: " Your eyes are so beautiful, the stars they fall from the sky and land on your eyes". This worked pretty good until everybody use same line.
I try to be a pilot but chief pilot say my is IQ 75 and this is not enough. At school 75 was a good percentage - so what is the problem!? OK so I become a trolley dolly instead and now I hate pilots.
Go suck eggs.
Eat a Mars bar!
I spit in your coffee!
Ok, Now I finnish! I eat some cheese!?? Then I go to DIMC for a beer!
I take a taxi, because all you b@stard pilots have Porsche.
I have Porsche key ring, I try this new line to get girls....
(My thesaurus and spell chick not working now so please excuse my grammir)
Here is the reason: I always want to be a pilot because I think pilot's get all the girls. Where I come from this is VERY important! I don't like ME girls because they know all our cheesy lines, better I try with European girls. I put TOO MUCH gel in my hair and learn some REALLY SMOOTH lines like: " Your eyes are so beautiful, the stars they fall from the sky and land on your eyes". This worked pretty good until everybody use same line.
I try to be a pilot but chief pilot say my is IQ 75 and this is not enough. At school 75 was a good percentage - so what is the problem!? OK so I become a trolley dolly instead and now I hate pilots.
Go suck eggs.
Eat a Mars bar!
I spit in your coffee!
Ok, Now I finnish! I eat some cheese!?? Then I go to DIMC for a beer!
I take a taxi, because all you b@stard pilots have Porsche.
I have Porsche key ring, I try this new line to get girls....
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Hey Mascaprone
Quod, you just love insults can't have enough can you?
Think everyone is daft like you not to see the handle?
You hate lebos cause they are too good for you!
Lucky for you I am not middle eastern, I would have otherwise huunted you down the airstairs.
Good on you mate you just show how little understanding you have of the world around you.
Carry on I am laughing!
You and lady M are obviously on the same agenda!
Anything else captain?
Quod, you just love insults can't have enough can you?
Think everyone is daft like you not to see the handle?
You hate lebos cause they are too good for you!
Lucky for you I am not middle eastern, I would have otherwise huunted you down the airstairs.
Good on you mate you just show how little understanding you have of the world around you.
Carry on I am laughing!
You and lady M are obviously on the same agenda!
Anything else captain?
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Bouza 3a koussa anyone?
The insults have started again!
Another cheese head cum rocket scientist is on-board.
Welcome on-board Macaprone, must have really cogitated your meninges to find this name.
F/D do lack in imagination that's true.
Lady M.
Black stockings please and stilettos!
Not all shaved I hope, Mascaprone has got used to coarse hair from his training captain's arse!
The insults have started again!
Another cheese head cum rocket scientist is on-board.
Welcome on-board Macaprone, must have really cogitated your meninges to find this name.
F/D do lack in imagination that's true.
Lady M.
Black stockings please and stilettos!
Not all shaved I hope, Mascaprone has got used to coarse hair from his training captain's arse!
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Sorry folks, I've been working - this thread has degenerated to the extent that I have no recourse other than to close it. As soon as I have some time I shall be reviewing individual posts with a view to exercising a little discipline.
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Due to popular demand (and having had the chance to get some sleep) I'm putting this thread back into circulation. Sadly it is clear that mascarpone has abused his privileges & I have regretfully pulled the plug on him. I really don't want to restrict access of others so please keep it nice - but don't make it boring - keep the spice! Get it?
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Now that we have been rid of the Creamy Cheesey one, let's get back to the sub topic of the thread, that of CRM between cockpit and cabin crew.
To this end, I would like to avail my company to the cabin crew for an evening of mutually benficial conversation, a few drinks, a bit to eat and a bit of a laugh. In other words, a date. Yes, let's get PPRUNE working for us, the first on-line Emirates cabin crew / flighdeck dating site! Now that's much more like it.
So what about it girls? I could be the man of your dreams...
Private mail me with staff numbers and photos if possible.
Looking forward to hearing from you
To this end, I would like to avail my company to the cabin crew for an evening of mutually benficial conversation, a few drinks, a bit to eat and a bit of a laugh. In other words, a date. Yes, let's get PPRUNE working for us, the first on-line Emirates cabin crew / flighdeck dating site! Now that's much more like it.
So what about it girls? I could be the man of your dreams...
Private mail me with staff numbers and photos if possible.
Looking forward to hearing from you
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Oh well;
There you go leave it to F/D and it has to degenerate.
Seems these guys get so frustrated with working up the front that they can't keep their minds to themselves.
Yes anyway lady M. photos will be great, but not to worry I make more money than all the pilots put together!
There you go leave it to F/D and it has to degenerate.
Seems these guys get so frustrated with working up the front that they can't keep their minds to themselves.
Yes anyway lady M. photos will be great, but not to worry I make more money than all the pilots put together!