Well i do have a real job, difference being I do work with women because in today's world most men work with women unlike a particular profession which has yet to open up to them.
So when you are not readin the paper, are you counting the hairs up your cockpit mate's arse?
If so let me know I'll get you some extras hot towels and tissue with the sandwiches and banana, just in case it happens to be a training captain!
Tell you what you will never be the same again!
Keep discovering!
Anything else captain?