Why I hate flight deck.
Ok, so you guys want to know why I hate flight deck....
(My thesaurus and spell chick not working now so please excuse my grammir)
Here is the reason: I always want to be a pilot because I think pilot's get all the girls. Where I come from this is VERY important! I don't like ME girls because they know all our cheesy lines, better I try with European girls. I put TOO MUCH gel in my hair and learn some REALLY SMOOTH lines like: " Your eyes are so beautiful, the stars they fall from the sky and land on your eyes". This worked pretty good until everybody use same line.
I try to be a pilot but chief pilot say my is IQ 75 and this is not enough. At school 75 was a good percentage - so what is the problem!? OK so I become a trolley dolly instead and now I hate pilots.
Go suck eggs.
Eat a Mars bar!
I spit in your coffee!
Ok, Now I finnish! I eat some cheese!?? Then I go to DIMC for a beer!
I take a taxi, because all you b@stard pilots have Porsche.
I have Porsche key ring, I try this new line to get girls....
Last edited by mascaprone; 1st October 2005 at 09:38.