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Icarus2001 6th Feb 2021 02:35

Only if the bicycle helmets were lined with aluminium foil.

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....338f96f339.jpg

DirectAnywhere 6th Feb 2021 05:32

This thread just went full retard.

McLimit 6th Feb 2021 06:11


just went full retard
You reckon 'just' ?

rattman 6th Feb 2021 06:20


Originally Posted by DirectAnywhere (Post 10984621)
This thread just went full retard.

its been full RWNJ / Retard for the last 10-20 pages

601 6th Feb 2021 06:34


Absolutely, soon someone will suggest bike helmets can prevent virus infection.
I did not want to raise this but, none of the group I ride with, who all wear helmets, have caught the virus.:ok:

DirectAnywhere 6th Feb 2021 06:35


Originally Posted by McLimit (Post 10984632)
You reckon 'just' ?

Fair call!!

goodonyamate 6th Feb 2021 06:45


Originally Posted by 601 (Post 10984636)
I did not want to raise this but, none of the group I ride with, who all wear helmets, have caught the virus.:ok:

same with the ones in mine who wear Lycra. Could be on to something here.

galdian 6th Feb 2021 08:29

Maybe lycra suits with bicycle helmets/caps should be the new QF uniform, the virus wouldn't stand a chance! :ok:

Mind you the aesthetics on some of the flight crew would be....interesting the word?? ;)

goodonyamate 6th Feb 2021 08:49


Originally Posted by galdian (Post 10984678)
Maybe lycra suits with bicycle helmets/caps should be the new QF uniform, the virus wouldn't stand a chance! :ok:

Mind you the aesthetics on some of the flight crew would be....interesting the word?? ;)


there are already a few who wear sizes a few too small. The buttons are just begging to be let free.

the uniform you suggest would however be an improvement on the current one

Climb150 6th Feb 2021 17:39

The thread may have gone full r*tard, but it's now much more interesting to read!

Foxxster 7th Feb 2021 03:28


Originally Posted by Climb150 (Post 10985026)
The thread may have gone full r*tard, but it's now much more interesting to read!


https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....3d55a68e1.jpeg

Ladloy 7th Feb 2021 04:53


Originally Posted by rattman (Post 10984634)
its been full RWNJ / Retard for the last 10-20 pages

It's a beautiful echo chamber with a river of shit rigbt down the middle of it.

SOPS 7th Feb 2021 13:10

So we now have leaks from HQ in NSW and Vic. Letís see where this goes.

HQ and returning travellers are the big weak point.

McLimit 7th Feb 2021 14:24

I think we all know where it's going:

- Andrews would normally shut the state down, but now that he has an international tennis event, miraculously, he now has full confidence in the contact tracing. We will hear very little of the expert medical advice. Because, well they will have nothing to do with the 'decision' to not lock down.

- NSW will remain open, not lock any States out and deal with the case pragmatically.

- WA will lock both NSW & VIC out of WA.

- QLD will lock NSW out but not VIC, petty vendetta against NSW but will want to prove to Morrison that she's not being reactionary (remaining open to VIC) in an effort to secure financial support.

- SA will lock both NSW & VIC out. But no one really gives a shit.

Australians will rejoice in the nationally consistent approach to covid cases.

Victorians - will go about the business, looking suspiciously at anyone within 1.5m. Out of sight and at home they'll be shitting themselves, shaking uncontrollably at the thought of another lockdown. Sunfish will dig out his Harvard MBA notes, his Mayo Clinic medical notes and his vaccination card from the Spanish (American) Flu, Andrews has him on speed dial so we will have to wait for a pprune response from him. As an aside, Sunfish is not Andrews expert medical advisor, Sunfish would have locked down indefinitely sometime last April.

NSWelshmen - couldn't really be ******, they know the government can be trusted (well, that word may be a little strong) to not behave like a pack of morons, locking down at 2 mins notice, well not locking down at all.

QLD'rs - Will ring 4BC en-mass (Jonesy will be frothing at the mouth wondering how they got through the switchboard) and thank Annie for keeping them safe whilst most of their family plot on excel spreadsheets when it will all end for them. Being heavily reliant on tourism, locking tourists out repeatedly and at short notice tends to have an effect on your bottom line.

South Australians - well..............:hmm:

West Australians - They'll hear something on triple m about some virus over east whilst dropping off their Malloo at the Holden dealer for a sub woofer upgrade. They can spot an easterner accent at 200m, that's what keeps them safe, they know their fellow WA comrades are safe so are quite happy to have them within 400mm of their person

Green.Dot 7th Feb 2021 19:38

Brilliant McLimit, very funny and not far off the truth :D

Sunfish 7th Feb 2021 20:32

Yes McLimit, very funny and I'm now in vaccination group 1b. I guess you have to wait until 2022 with the rest of the Fifteen year olds.

You can scream and yell all you like about the unfairness of it all but RPT air travel is dead and its going to remain that way.

Green.Dot 7th Feb 2021 21:11

Once you get your vaccine Sunfish why donít you enjoy your retirement instead of p*ssing it away on PPRUNE. We 15 years olds donít have anything better to do until we get access to the vaccine.

ruprecht 7th Feb 2021 21:20


Originally Posted by Sunfish (Post 10985773)
Yes McLimit, very funny

You should have stopped there.

itsnotthatbloodyhard 7th Feb 2021 21:41


Originally Posted by Sunfish (Post 10985773)
RPT air travel is dead and its going to remain that way.

I think we can file that one along with your recent claim that Ďsix months ago Victoria was cactus, now itís NSW and Qldís turní.

it must be exhausting to live in a constant state of near-hysterical paranoia.

Telfer86 8th Feb 2021 00:04

The biggest threat the Australian Pilot cohort have is the Victorian Socialist Left Govt getting back into the hotel quarantine game

Two cases last four days , from two different hotels

One announced very late last night

Just put the airline recovery back by another three months & possibly much longer


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