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Yaaaaaaaay he's back now put your putter away and be a good Greg and get a piccy up
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....OMG! I never saw this one coming...I don't even have a speech prepared.
Oh well, I hope I've recaptured my form and we see an extended run of winning entries...(seeing I've got the Judges gavel, I'm quietly confident... )
So, with thanks to RBG, I shall return to our old favourite in the comp...
Oh well, I hope I've recaptured my form and we see an extended run of winning entries...(seeing I've got the Judges gavel, I'm quietly confident... )
So, with thanks to RBG, I shall return to our old favourite in the comp...
Mange tout, mange tout, amigo!
It's your lucky day - 2 for 1! So, how can I help yer, me ol' china? Aluminium plant? Oil refinery? Tell yer what, me plates and brass bands are freezin' - let's go back to my gaff, I'll get out of this Barnet and we'll have a nice cup of rosy and a chinwag. Get you sorted in no time.
Job's a good'un!
It's your lucky day - 2 for 1! So, how can I help yer, me ol' china? Aluminium plant? Oil refinery? Tell yer what, me plates and brass bands are freezin' - let's go back to my gaff, I'll get out of this Barnet and we'll have a nice cup of rosy and a chinwag. Get you sorted in no time.
Job's a good'un!
When I told my wife we were going to spend our summer holidays in Sedelnikovo, a small village in Western Siberia, she said...
wait for it...
"Wear the fox hat"
wait for it...
"Wear the fox hat"
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"And ze second prize in ze furst Russian Golfing Tournament and diz vonderful cup, goez too"..........................
or
"Eee Eck Comrade, there's nowt like a refreshing cup of Tetleys".
Or
"Vot do you mean ve bought a whole load of these cups from the British MOD and ze are recycled from vessex pis tubes".
or
"Eee Eck Comrade, there's nowt like a refreshing cup of Tetleys".
Or
"Vot do you mean ve bought a whole load of these cups from the British MOD and ze are recycled from vessex pis tubes".
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In the latest round of Russia's Got Talent it became apparent that Comrade Boylski was unaware that Rod Stewart was blonde and drank whiskey not tea - but the rendition of 'Ve Are Sailing' went down well.
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"Da, it reminds me of my Mother.......... I was a breach birth you know"