Caption competition

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No more Greg - welcome back Lee

[NutLoose]

Yaaaaaaaay he's back now put your putter away and be a good Greg and get a piccy up

[Buster Hyman]

....OMG! I never saw this one coming...I don't even have a speech prepared.

Oh well, I hope I've recaptured my form and we see an extended run of winning entries...(seeing I've got the Judges gavel, I'm quietly confident... )

So, with thanks to RBG, I shall return to our old favourite in the comp...

[Longhitter]

"Right, which one of you c*nts put hair growing lotion in my tea?"

[adr]

He won the shiny mug with ease, as for some reason nobody else at the picnic took part in the Tina Turner lookalike competition.

adr

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Da comrade, ze rubber soled vinter boots very varm, but damn!! Zis static is real pain in backside!

[toptobottom]

Mange tout, mange tout, amigo!

It's your lucky day - 2 for 1! So, how can I help yer, me ol' china? Aluminium plant? Oil refinery? Tell yer what, me plates and brass bands are freezin' - let's go back to my gaff, I'll get out of this Barnet and we'll have a nice cup of rosy and a chinwag. Get you sorted in no time.

Job's a good'un!

[Runaway Gun]

"What hat?"

[toptobottom]

When I told my wife we were going to spend our summer holidays in Sedelnikovo, a small village in Western Siberia, she said...



wait for it...



"Wear the fox hat"

[Rather be Gardening]

"Da, shot it myself. It vas marching along zer road in front of Buck House".

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Expecting an internet bride, Scoggins was most surprised when Pierre turned up. A warm bit of beaver with a fine mug has a completely different meaning in Canada.

[NutLoose]

"And ze second prize in ze furst Russian Golfing Tournament and diz vonderful cup, goez too"..........................

or

"Eee Eck Comrade, there's nowt like a refreshing cup of Tetleys".

Or

"Vot do you mean ve bought a whole load of these cups from the British MOD and ze are recycled from vessex pis tubes".

[toptobottom]

Da comrade, zis nice cup herbal infusion varming me up VERY quickly. 'Polonium' new flavour for me. Sanks Andrey, or votever your name vos..

[Tashengurt]

Tina Turner had let herself go in recent years.

[Lafyar Cokov]

Beyonce finally proved that her collars and cuffs don't match!

[dc1968]

Here is Bogdan wearing latest winter fashions for all peoples living in Meerkovo...Simples!

[Mend em]

In the latest round of Russia's Got Talent it became apparent that Comrade Boylski was unaware that Rod Stewart was blonde and drank whiskey not tea - but the rendition of 'Ve Are Sailing' went down well.

[TheWizard]

It became obvious that the idea of holding a metal mug in sub zero temperatures was not one of Bond's brightest moves.

[NutLoose]

"Da, it reminds me of my Mother.......... I was a breach birth you know"

[ix_touring]

Bovril? No, I was Tea...