Mange tout, mange tout, amigo!
It's your lucky day - 2 for 1! So, how can I help yer, me ol' china? Aluminium plant? Oil refinery? Tell yer what, me plates and brass bands are freezin' - let's go back to my gaff, I'll get out of this Barnet and we'll have a nice cup of rosy and a chinwag. Get you sorted in no time.
Job's a good'un!