Caption competition

[Rather be Gardening]

In an effort to get JPA to work properly, what was left of Gen Office had to circle around SHQ holding up an aerial.

[Bruiser Loose]

Pilot, to co-pilot

"...and by the time we get to our destination, those wings will be 'kin gleaming!"

[EngAl]

Oo, er, if that's what we got when I asked for 5 gals, what did they put in the tank?

[KonfusedofKinloss]

Must be that well known formation dancing troupe

The Flying Bernoulis



SORRY!!!

[Dan Gerous]

Can't you girls just buy some deoderant?

[ACW599]

"Listen, girls, I know it's difficult to get a mobile signal on the airfield, but don't you think you're going just a teeny bit too far?"

[Lurking123]

Early attempts at re-energising the boundary layer relied upon hot bleeds from up to five synchronised, but wholly uncooperative, units.

I'll get my own coat, thank you very much.

[airborne_artist]

Flt Lt Pprune had to be reminded that in the NATO phonetic alphabet the letter N is for November, not Nicholas.

[strek]

90?

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[ShyTorque]

Not included in the competition but I couldn't resist...

Co-pilot to captain: "Do some negative 'G' again, I almost saw their Bernoullies just then".

[RB877]

On this flight the QFI was able to effectively demonstrate that on approaching the stall the whistling stopped!

[ACW599]

Bloggs had a feeling that his weight and balance calculations had gone adrift somewhere.

[Arm out the window]

The prototype Puss Moth was significantly different to the production model.

[im from uranus]

From a distance... (squint if you have to!)

Early 43sqn members show off their weapons........

[Occasional Aviator]

If you feel unwell, just raise your hand.

[ACW599]

"Have I qualified for my Powered Lift rating yet, Sir?"

[lowlypax]

1. The first trial to see whether shaving wing walkers' arm pits reduced drag.

2. The new 10 abreast formation.

[lowlypax]

Due to a spelling error on the production diagram the expected wing slats were not fitted.

[kingoftheslipstream]

A cunning array of stunts as opposed to a stunning array of...

[Whossat Forrus]

After a cracking night stop the pilots were convinced the aluminium escape tube had served them well!!