Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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Captain: 'Ere, Co - I don't remember seeing that silver handle on the rear console before...and why does it say "Do not pull handle whilst in a station? Hang on, I'll give it a go.." 
Co: "Aaaaargh!"
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"No, Co, I said dump lift - not lift and dump!"
Co: "Aaaaargh!"
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"No, Co, I said dump lift - not lift and dump!"
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Ryan Air's Michael O'leary poo poos minister Ian Pearson's claim that his airline is not environmentally friendly.
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Flight 456 did you just declare a PAN?
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Look, when I said log-on to the flight management computer I meant...
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Deluxe paint job? Nope, its bog-standard
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Haven't you finished downloading the new flightplan yet?
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(Captain sitting in 1st class to stewardess) You might want to stay out of there for 10 minutes
Toilet humour eh?
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Flight 456 did you just declare a PAN?
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Look, when I said log-on to the flight management computer I meant...
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Deluxe paint job? Nope, its bog-standard
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Haven't you finished downloading the new flightplan yet?
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(Captain sitting in 1st class to stewardess) You might want to stay out of there for 10 minutes
Toilet humour eh?
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"Now are you sure you can supply the reheat when I light the match?"
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The Homeland Security still had no clues regarding the "airport bomber" dispite loads of evidence that had been left around. They were still looking someone of Indian, Turkish, Chinese origin.
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The Homeland Security still had no clues regarding the "airport bomber" dispite loads of evidence that had been left around. They were still looking someone of Indian, Turkish, Chinese origin.
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When I said I wanted "A picture of a fine piece of ass to beat Virgin's" on the side of the aircraft - you didn't quite understand the concept did you..?
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When Bristol airport was closed due to "Inappropriate skids on the runway" the public weren't fully informed of the true meaning.....
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Star-fish alliance launches their latest logo.............
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When Bristol airport was closed due to "Inappropriate skids on the runway" the public weren't fully informed of the true meaning.....
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Star-fish alliance launches their latest logo.............