Caption competition

[BEagle]

"OK, OK, I'll wear the cabbage kit if you insist, Uncle Pervy. But when do I get to see the gladiator movies?"

[WhiteOvies]

Another member of the UK Armed Forces ready to go to the sandpit.

[Rob's Dad]

Despite continual subliminal messages to 'be positive', Lord Rothschild was not so certain that the private army he had employed to guard his wine cellar was really up to the job.

[clicker]

Boss,

We've got the shink ray sorted but its got a few side effects.

[Had Enough 77]

The army's new cloning programme would have turned out a lot better if they hadn't gone for the lowest bidder on the test tubes!

[cynicalint]

Daddy, can I be a soldier when I grow up? - No son, you can't do both!

[Lafyar Cokov]

Judging Tommorow Wed 22nd........

[GPMG]

Not a caption but that photo brings to mind the Two Little Boys song.

[Faithless]

RAF Police finally recruit personnel with a grown up attitude!

[Rob's Dad]

Originally Posted by GPMG

Not a caption but that photo brings to mind the Two Little Boys song.

Now I'm concerned!

[Roadster280]

Fack! Where's my boots?

[GPMG]

Originally Posted by Rob's Dad

Now I'm concerned!

As in little boys playing soldiers, then doing it for real 14-20 years later. Saddening really.

[LOOPYGIRL]

...mummy do you think the little girl next door will think im qute in this
like her mummy does daddy ?

[moggiee]

"Mr Blair said that if I do 6 months in Iraq he'll take me to McDonalds and then we'll go and see some puppies".

[Lafyar Cokov]

Another fantastic crop of captions...... unfortunately there can only be one winner.........
however in third place:
BEagle's: "OK, OK, I'll wear the cabbage kit if you insist, Uncle Pervy. But when do I get to see the gladiator movies?"
Second Prize Goes to:
Faithless; "RAF Police finally recruit personnel with a grown up attitude!"
and (for phrasing a similar sentiment slightly better than FormerFlake's Moss Side caption).....
The Winner is: VitaminGee for:
"Mummy, since we've moved to Glasgow I've hated the school uniform."
Over to you.............

[VitaminGee]

Cor! Second time this year - thank you LC. Anyway, with apologies for the delay to an enforced absence from things IT, and hoping this has not been used before, carry on peeps:


Judging this time next week, or earlier if required!

[Crash alot]

matt didnt realise they were lost until the latest artic explorers asked for a lift............

[splitbrain]

Attempts to conceal the embarrasing fact that this was a RESCUE helicopter failed abysmally.

[WhiteOvies]

Don't worry, they're bound to come looking for this at some point!

So if we take the wheels off do you think we could use it as a sledge?

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

Stories that the SAR fleet's current high workload was causing them to be 'snowed-under' were not without foundation.