Caption competition

[Time Flies]

Cameraman T+10 secs - "Bloody hell...it's all over the lens and I think a little bit went in my mouth "

ps. Anyone know this chap? Is he the Aussie known as TCP?

[Lord Mount]

'Now pay close attention young lady. Note the underhand grip and the amount of preasure used. Also practice the wrist action while I'm away and I'll check on your progress after my sortie.'

[Lafyar Cokov]

"....and if I rub the cream from this dispenser on my head before each flight, it stops me going bald!"

[Lon More]

If I do this much more it comes off in my hand

[clicker]

Now young lady this is how it works. When I let go of my weapon it fires off and if all goes to plan, right up the ar$e of the guy in front of me.

[FormerFlake]

Sorry, new H&S regs no sharp objects, we have already removed them from the cockpit.

[airborne_artist]

"We put these missiles on all RN jets to remind the Cr@bs that they hav'nt actually used one in anger,ever."

[seekayess]

"OK Lady! Tell me if this size suits you, 'cause that's about the size I have!"

[WhiteOvies]

When you do this I'd prefer you to use both hands, not you Forest.....

or

The proper technique to avoid 'cracking the head'.

[SASless]

"Should this not have a rubber protective thingy on it for safety sakes?"

[Speedpig]

"Have to make sure it's cocked"

[Lafyar Cokov]

[ProfessionalStudent]

Guy on the left...

"Er, Boss. When the Skipper said go and get some seamen for a FODPlod, I don't think this is what he had in mind..."

[harrogate]

"At last, photographic proof that pilots are wankers"

[airborne_artist]

"The version exported to Israel doesn't have the retractable dust cover just here"

"This section here is called the Bishop"

"Can you tell the difference between this and the one I showed you last night? Most ladies can't"

[splitbrain]

Loads of good uns there, glad to see some folks were thinking away from the obvious....

3rd..
woptb - " If you keep doing this very quickly, eventually it turns into a recce pod".

2nd..
Lafyar Cockov - "....and if I rub the cream from this dispenser on my head before each flight, it stops me going bald!"

1st..
Hempey - "Ok, which one of you was the smartarse with the superglue"

Over to you Hempey

[Hempy]

Thanks splitbrain, one from left field....

[splitbrain]

"Bwaaaarrrrrrrr....ugh that last pint must have been off"

[6Z3]

The concept of saving aircraft AUM creep by transferring the glass cockpit info to the new Mk25Z Bonedome was having a few snags - The RM was very faintly heard to say.

[brickhistory]

David Attenborough voiceover:

"And here we see the miracle of a new airman's birth..........."