Ryan Air's Michael O'leary poo poos minister Ian Pearson's claim that his airline is not environmentally friendly.
Or,
Flight 456 did you just declare a PAN?
Or
Look, when I said log-on to the flight management computer I meant...
Or
Deluxe paint job? Nope, its bog-standard
Or
Haven't you finished downloading the new flightplan yet?
Or
(Captain sitting in 1st class to stewardess) You might want to stay out of there for 10 minutes
Toilet humour eh?
Last edited by splitbrain; 8th Jan 2007 at 07:17.