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"It told you not to pull the chain when standing in the station.'
They say it's a prototype for the George Foreman supersize sandwich toaster.
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Always the way. Dig a hole in the ground and sooner or later some dope will come and take a look in it.
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I thought the anti-aircraft gun was going a bit too far, what did this guy do?
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I'm not sure Putin will be able to blame this on volunteers.
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I'm not sure Putin will be able to blame this on volunteers.
Ok, so what you are telling me Yuri, is that the missile doesn't fit through the hole since we installed the hinge to open the lid?
"..and we really need this for every manhole - sorry, personhole - cover in the country?"
"Oh yus, chief. 'Elf'n' Safety, innit?
Only takes 3 years to fit, so the roads won't be closed for long"
"Oh yus, chief. 'Elf'n' Safety, innit?
Only takes 3 years to fit, so the roads won't be closed for long"