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Old 4th Apr 2014, 19:53
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"If that's the choice, I'd like to be shot, please"
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 20:20
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Miss, Can I have one of your puppies.
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Cock, hook and chuck
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 20:21
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Oaaaaaaaaaaaaaar Missus, you don't get many of those to the pound.
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 20:41
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If 10 pints doesn't convince them I have to looks of a young Patsy Kensit, I use the gun to stun them...
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US Seals reveal their latest recruit.
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 20:47
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Cheryl was extremely happy with the botox injector she bought on eBay. Sadly, it didn't come with instructions.
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 21:31
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When I typed "Bazookas as weapons of mass destruction" into Google this was not what I was expecting.
(Didn't even bother with "Quick pull magazine")
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 21:38
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Goes like a belt fed wombat....and the gun has a high rate of fire too.
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 22:06
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Cheryl had sworn off Shotguns after the recoil nearly killed her!

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...ok, that's the basics. Now, let me show you how I use the silencer...

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...then I slip it under Lefty here and voila! Undetectable through airport security!
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 22:16
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Facing manning cuts the British Army recruit more WRAC's to cover more ground.
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 22:17
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"Gawd, this thong is riding up my butt crack.."
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 22:20
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"K rations? F*ck no, I ate the whole alphabet."
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 22:29
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Coff and Nuttys date for the evening had arrived.
Then she ate them.
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 22:30
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Dave was told he pulled, then realised he would need a big tractor to do so.
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Old 4th Apr 2014, 22:32
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Belinda's twin sister Cheryl had arrived, Dave was worried as last time was with Belinda, she had said climb on top and he burnt his on the lightbulb.
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I've also got a smoothbore, she says winking suggestively.

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Old 4th Apr 2014, 22:48
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When Doris got into her stride, it measured on the Richter scale
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 00:22
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"But I am in the lying prone position!"
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