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Gordon Brown had finally managed to get another job, but he sometimes wondered whether his co-pilot 'Mandy' was being entirely straight with him
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Does my c*ck look big in this?
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Does my c*ck look big in this?
Upon viewing Caverton-DanCopter's latest recruiting pamplet....Chuks realized immediately he did not measure up to the requirements and despite his sizeable Twotter experience would have to forego hiring on with the Toppest Aviation Operation in Nigeria despite his slightly worn JAA license and costly investment in Pointy Toed footwear so favored by Senior Captains at Caverton. Alas, his wearing of the Five Bars was just not to be!
Sorry....Chuks...but the opportunity could not be passed up! For the "Not Knowing...hit the Rotorheads forum.
Sorry....Chuks...but the opportunity could not be passed up! For the "Not Knowing...hit the Rotorheads forum.
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Having tried the latest in flying machines, a joyful Mr akakomo stated he prefered the sheepskin covered seats on the old Wessex, as they gave a much more thorough cleaning of the buttocks..
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"I is de chief pilot and so yes, I got de carrot and de stick. You no like de stick, you get de carrot!"
The Ginger Beers had to be circumspect when talking about the Dicks in the front despite there being no question that was the case.
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This is actually what happened to 'Slider' out of Top Gun. He retired to the tropics, got fat, lazy, suntanned, and boozed. But he still says 'I'm getting a hard on' when he's anywhere near an airframe.
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Ok...time to freshen the old girl up with a new piccy...
Dishonourable mention to Shlonghaul for his gratuitous attempt at sucking up to the judge...
Honourable mention to... Eyes Front with:
Runner up: Runaway Gun with:
But, this rounds winner.....
Nutloose with:
Dishonourable mention to Shlonghaul for his gratuitous attempt at sucking up to the judge...
Honourable mention to... Eyes Front with:
Gordon Brown had finally managed to get another job, but he sometimes wondered whether his co-pilot 'Mandy' was being entirely straight with him
You should see where I keep my other banana.
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Having tried the latest in flying machines, a joyful Mr akakomo stated he prefered the sheepskin covered seats on the old Wessex, as they gave a much more thorough cleaning of the buttocks..
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Thank you so much, stunned 
Ok... Roll on the next picture.....
courtesy of
Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopters and Company H, 4th Battalion, 7th Aviation Regiment - "Pegasus".
Ok... Roll on the next picture.....
courtesy of
Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopters and Company H, 4th Battalion, 7th Aviation Regiment - "Pegasus".
Evertonian
Perhaps if we just start her up & fly away, they'll be none the wiser?
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"I'm sorry, but how exactly did you confuse Odiham with Invincible?"