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Forum: Rotorheads
29th Apr 2004, 10:19
Replies: 632
Views: 164,592
Posted By Matelot B'stard

I heard a rumour that they were getting...

I heard a rumour that they were getting contractors in... to re-cover the mess snooker tables :p
Forum: Private Flying
20th Nov 2003, 15:06
Replies: 4
Views: 1,923
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Dynamic Propeller Balancing

Can anyone recommend someone who will do this on site at a reasonable price? How much, roughly could I expect to pay?
Forum: Rotorheads
18th Nov 2003, 17:03
Replies: 6
Views: 945
Posted By Matelot B'stard

4HP, Mi-8? check this website out, and read...

4HP,

Mi-8? check this website out, and read the para "Case For Russian Helicopters" somebody ought to tell this guy the cold war is over, or has he been watching RockyIV too many times...
...
Forum: Rotorheads
17th Nov 2003, 22:40
Replies: 604
Views: 182,199
Posted By Matelot B'stard

2 quick points.. I was at Swansea on Saturday,...

2 quick points.. I was at Swansea on Saturday, don't know how the crash occurred, but the aircraft appears to have covered quite a reasonable distance on its side, judging by the witness marks on the...
Forum: Rotorheads
17th Nov 2003, 22:40
Replies: 26
Views: 6,950
Posted By Matelot B'stard

2 quick points.. I was at Swansea on Saturday,...

2 quick points.. I was at Swansea on Saturday, don't know how the crash occurred, but the aircraft appears to have covered quite a reasonable distance on its side, judging by the witness marks on the...
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Nov 2003, 19:49
Replies: 17
Views: 1,756
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Great Work, I actually remember being in a...

Great Work,

I actually remember being in a very similar scene to your picture.. Obs dropped the route map out of the window, and we had to come down and read roadsigns to get home, isle of man -...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Nov 2003, 18:34
Replies: 43
Views: 9,091
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Moggie: Agree with most of your points.. I'm...

Moggie:

Agree with most of your points.. I'm a Jock,

One small detail..

With reference to beer filled football fans, you missed the minor technicality that us Jocks refrain from going around...
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Nov 2003, 23:29
Replies: 66
Views: 12,703
Posted By Matelot B'stard

RoboAlbert: I'm not naive in the slightest,...

RoboAlbert:

I'm not naive in the slightest, I know how unhappy the troops are, and have been for some years, speaking purely from a Navy standpoint, we have taken redundancies on the chin, watched...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Nov 2003, 23:49
Replies: 66
Views: 12,703
Posted By Matelot B'stard

RC: Having left the Navy a few years ago, and...

RC: Having left the Navy a few years ago, and having carved out a relatively decent existence in civvy aviation, you could be forgiven for meeting men like me and thinking all is rosey in the garden...
Forum: Rotorheads
7th Nov 2003, 15:58
Replies: 66
Views: 11,672
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Thanks fellas, I realise that its a topic which...

Thanks fellas, I realise that its a topic which is the source of much amusement, but I just recall seeing a video from on board the aircraft as it blew the blades and fired the seat, back in the 80's...
Forum: Rotorheads
6th Nov 2003, 22:40
Replies: 66
Views: 11,672
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Helicopter Ejection Seat Video

Can anyone point me at the old video showing an ejection seat trial, where the blades get blown off at their roots, and then the seat departs the aircraft?? Might have been Sikorsky, but not sure.
...
Forum: Rotorheads
6th Nov 2003, 22:36
Replies: 4
Views: 953
Posted By Matelot B'stard

If he jumps out in the middle of a barrel roll...

If he jumps out in the middle of a barrel roll then I'll be impressed.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Nov 2003, 19:41
Replies: 37
Views: 7,213
Posted By Matelot B'stard

FEBA, Am a paint man myself, but one and the...

FEBA,

Am a paint man myself, but one and the same.. only requirements are thin wrist and waterproof watch :)
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Nov 2003, 18:07
Replies: 37
Views: 7,213
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Try the reference manual to Royal Navy Slang...

Try the reference manual to Royal Navy Slang "Jackspeak"

Playboy = BR 69 - Naval Manual of Gynaecology.

SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F**ked up

Slide - Butter

And with reference to an...
Forum: Rotorheads
3rd Nov 2003, 22:54
Replies: 121
Views: 30,253
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Saw one quote a long time ago, where a fatigued...

Saw one quote a long time ago, where a fatigued pilot proceeded onto the wrong taxi way and hold point from where he had been directed by ATC. The Flower in the Tower proceeds (IN female fashion!!)...
Forum: Rotorheads
30th Oct 2003, 22:01
Replies: 10
Views: 1,028
Posted By Matelot B'stard

I've played this one before, why only last month...

I've played this one before, why only last month I won £627,000 on El Gardo Spanish lottery, without even buying a ticket!! I proceeded to participate in a new office sport called "Internet baiting"...
Forum: Rotorheads
30th Oct 2003, 20:01
Replies: 49
Views: 3,526
Posted By Matelot B'stard

VFR A bit touchy about the relatives as...

VFR

A bit touchy about the relatives as well...

maybe we ought to start a new thread, "The best European jokes in the world... ever!" or "Europe, you can smile, it won't hurt"

I predict no...
Forum: Rotorheads
30th Oct 2003, 17:29
Replies: 49
Views: 3,526
Posted By Matelot B'stard

VFRpilotpb Is it just me, or has our whole...

VFRpilotpb

Is it just me, or has our whole point about European humour just been highlighted??:)
Forum: Rotorheads
30th Oct 2003, 16:19
Replies: 49
Views: 3,526
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Interesting the way this thread has gone.. we...

Interesting the way this thread has gone.. we started off with an innocent observation about the boys and girls who post on here, which I admittedly hijacked somewhat for a quick lighthearted swipe...
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Oct 2003, 19:24
Replies: 113
Views: 14,067
Posted By Matelot B'stard

I read yesterday the fool is 400 grand in debt,...

I read yesterday the fool is 400 grand in debt, over his shennanigans.. do I care? No. Should you care? No

The dummy is just a common thief, and not a very good one at that, more importantly a...
Forum: Rotorheads
29th Oct 2003, 18:36
Replies: 49
Views: 3,526
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Whirlybird... this is no time to burn your bra...

Whirlybird... this is no time to burn your bra babe:p

Maybe the original post was paying you a compliment, instead of tarring you with the same brush as us "People". After all you ladies would...
Forum: Rotorheads
29th Oct 2003, 14:43
Replies: 49
Views: 3,526
Posted By Matelot B'stard

loose nut.. former owner, well in the know:yuk:

loose nut.. former owner, well in the know:yuk:
Forum: Rotorheads
29th Oct 2003, 00:40
Replies: 49
Views: 3,526
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Rotordk Your knowledge of the world's beers...

Rotordk

Your knowledge of the world's beers for a pilot is alarming:O

Glad somebody out there isn't taking life too seriously:ok:
Forum: Rotorheads
29th Oct 2003, 00:33
Replies: 49
Views: 3,526
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Nasty Sense of patriotism or just mild humour in...

Nasty Sense of patriotism or just mild humour in a business where too many people take themselves (And others!!) way too seriously;)

Incidentally, the German dominator's mates.. would that be Ross...
Forum: Rotorheads
28th Oct 2003, 22:48
Replies: 49
Views: 3,526
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Rotordk: Re: my last post, if you are...

Rotordk:

Re: my last post, if you are danish, then obviously you can ignore my comments about women and beer.. Danes appear to be up to speed on those issues, and if you are german, again I'll...
Forum: Rotorheads
28th Oct 2003, 21:34
Replies: 49
Views: 3,526
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Rotordk: Didn't their Tigers try and munch them...

Rotordk: Didn't their Tigers try and munch them last week?? I rest my case;)

Woolf: No I don't do scripts for Clarkson, I don't do Audi A6 turbo diesels either, thanks for the offer but I'll...
Forum: Rotorheads
28th Oct 2003, 19:21
Replies: 49
Views: 3,526
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Chaps, Chaps, really.. Ferrari = Red Fiat...

Chaps, Chaps, really..

Ferrari = Red Fiat = Junk, sexy, but Junk.

Porsche = too much focus on build quality, not enough on exhaust note, Boring!

Airbus = Toulouse should have a british...
Forum: Rotorheads
27th Oct 2003, 23:24
Replies: 49
Views: 3,526
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Frogs, wops and krauts... shining wits?? ...

Frogs, wops and krauts... shining wits??

Lets face it they don't do funny, do they? nor do they do technical or skillful

examples funny? Marcel Marceau?? No.
Skillfull? Italian Rugby Union...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Oct 2003, 18:14
Replies: 33
Views: 9,681
Posted By Matelot B'stard

More "I wish I hadn't said that.."

Highlighting the different marks of respect afforded officers of the 3 services..

In the Navy we didin't salute officers on bikes..(ship rolled and they usually fell off!!)

However at RAF...
Forum: Rotorheads
17th Oct 2003, 19:50
Replies: 121
Views: 30,253
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Rules and procedures.. the last hiding place for...

Rules and procedures.. the last hiding place for those without the wit and wisdom to actually do their F:mad: G job!
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Oct 2003, 23:28
Replies: 109
Views: 14,617
Posted By Matelot B'stard

you crabs are such drama queens, whats a measley...

you crabs are such drama queens, whats a measley £42m worth of damage??? It was a mere dent, don't know what all the fuss was about.. we kept a load of shipyard contractors in work didn't we?? :ok:
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Oct 2003, 22:09
Replies: 109
Views: 14,617
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Put all crabs on Diego Garcia.. Tally ho chaps :p

Put all crabs on Diego Garcia.. Tally ho chaps :p
Forum: Rotorheads
13th Oct 2003, 21:47
Replies: 17
Views: 3,783
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Widgey babes, there was me thinking you were...

Widgey babes, there was me thinking you were lost in space...

Do you actually remember what the thread was about? Was it you who lost control at Helitech? whats it like on the planet you live on?...
Forum: Rotorheads
10th Oct 2003, 06:49
Replies: 17
Views: 3,783
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Hey widge, i have a use for your virtual glove......

Hey widge, i have a use for your virtual glove... why don't you make something that resembles yourself... a Muppet.
Forum: Rotorheads
10th Oct 2003, 06:44
Replies: 2,002
Views: 664,390
Posted By Matelot B'stard

Nick L. Saw the Puma vid.. nightmare!! As...

Nick L. Saw the Puma vid.. nightmare!!

As for your vibration cancelling, why didn't you guys just do the same thing as the system fitted on the s-76, just hike the 1R Vrt up to about 0.15 i.p.s....
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