military slang terms - please explain?!!?
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military slang terms - please explain?!!?
As someone who is fairly new to commercial aviation, and with no military background whatsoever, I am often slightly at a loss to understand some of the slang terms used by the many ex-military aviators I come across to describe the various parts of and people within HM services.
Can any of you (who are bored enough) please some provide some decodes.
Cheers, GS (enjoying some surprisingly pleasant Tesco own brand lager)
Can any of you (who are bored enough) please some provide some decodes.
Cheers, GS (enjoying some surprisingly pleasant Tesco own brand lager)
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Soddim,
You are wrong!!
A GS , or Screwdriver, General Service, is a far from common screwdriver. Its construction, where the shaft passes right through the handle, allows the application of precisely calibrated percussive persuasion to be applied with the partner tool, a nammer. This is why the GS is almost never referred to in isolation but is almost always teamed up with the nammer to form the riggers toolkit:- a nammer and a GS.
Mike W
You are wrong!!
A GS , or Screwdriver, General Service, is a far from common screwdriver. Its construction, where the shaft passes right through the handle, allows the application of precisely calibrated percussive persuasion to be applied with the partner tool, a nammer. This is why the GS is almost never referred to in isolation but is almost always teamed up with the nammer to form the riggers toolkit:- a nammer and a GS.
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Bluntie: Not enough time and space to write this..... A person who thinks the Air Force would be a much better organisation if we could get rid of all the aircrew. ie, form the Royal - Force.
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1) Court Martial - Furniture store detective (RM - 2Para)
2) Enlist - Poultry inventory
3) Crab - Horrible Air & Sea dwelling creature ( one's tasy the other distasteful)
4) Khaki - Starting device for APC Tank etc
5) Dhobie - Laundry now a big computer company
6) Leave - Don't touch it might go off
7) Discharge - WRAF WRNS WRAC problems
8) P45 - see 7)
9) Travel warrant - You will report to .....
10) NAAFI - No Ambition And Fcuk all Interest
11) Fatigues - Shagged out or bad luck
12) RMP SP -
13) After burner - Consequences of a Cyprus knee trembler
Hope this helps
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2) Enlist - Poultry inventory
3) Crab - Horrible Air & Sea dwelling creature ( one's tasy the other distasteful)
4) Khaki - Starting device for APC Tank etc
5) Dhobie - Laundry now a big computer company
6) Leave - Don't touch it might go off
7) Discharge - WRAF WRNS WRAC problems
8) P45 - see 7)
9) Travel warrant - You will report to .....
10) NAAFI - No Ambition And Fcuk all Interest
11) Fatigues - Shagged out or bad luck
12) RMP SP -
13) After burner - Consequences of a Cyprus knee trembler
Hope this helps
FEBA
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Try the reference manual to Royal Navy Slang "Jackspeak"
Playboy = BR 69 - Naval Manual of Gynaecology.
SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F**ked up
Slide - Butter
And with reference to an above post where dhoby means to wash, coupled with "thin out" which means to leave, then we arrive at Naval Slang for Wash and Go shampoo... Dhoby and Thin.
Neptune Dust - Table salt
Hoffwomper - Facially challenged female, also know as Crocadillapig or face fire victim.. she answers to the name "Clang" cos thats the noise the shovel made when it hit her face.
Playboy = BR 69 - Naval Manual of Gynaecology.
SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F**ked up
Slide - Butter
And with reference to an above post where dhoby means to wash, coupled with "thin out" which means to leave, then we arrive at Naval Slang for Wash and Go shampoo... Dhoby and Thin.
Neptune Dust - Table salt
Hoffwomper - Facially challenged female, also know as Crocadillapig or face fire victim.. she answers to the name "Clang" cos thats the noise the shovel made when it hit her face.
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Few more helpful acronyms
1) LSL (Biscay) - Sea Sick
2) LSL (N Sea winter) - V Sea Sick
3) LCVP - Sea Sick
4) RRC - Sea Sick
5) Bass Broom - Personal Hygiene utensil
6) Egg Banjo - Fried egg sandwich (why was it called that?)
7) Mess tin - in luck if you still had one after a 1 month ex
8) Chuffed to Fcuk Stew - All your compo in one mess tin (sometimes served hot)
9) CHIPS - Stupid acronym written on the back of an envelope post marked Cyprus. Also potato strips fried in OEP220
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1) LSL (Biscay) - Sea Sick
2) LSL (N Sea winter) - V Sea Sick
3) LCVP - Sea Sick
4) RRC - Sea Sick
5) Bass Broom - Personal Hygiene utensil
6) Egg Banjo - Fried egg sandwich (why was it called that?)
7) Mess tin - in luck if you still had one after a 1 month ex
8) Chuffed to Fcuk Stew - All your compo in one mess tin (sometimes served hot)
9) CHIPS - Stupid acronym written on the back of an envelope post marked Cyprus. Also potato strips fried in OEP220
FEBA
Here are some you might find more useful:
Handbrake House: Station HQ (so called because whenever you go there for some thing... they slam on the handbrake)
Scribbly/Blunty: non-aircrew
Stacker: supply clerk/officer
Air Tragic: Air Traffic Control
Green lid: Royal Marine
Rock ape: RAF Regiment gunner
Freak show: 28 (Army Co-operation) Sqn RAF - Merlin support helicopters
Plastic pig: Puma support helicopter
Wokka: The mighty Chinook HC2 / 2A support helicopter
Jungly: Royal Navy Sea King HC4 (Commando support helicopter)
Pinger: Royal Navy Sea King Anti-Submarine Warfare (ASW) helicopter
Bagger: Royal Navy Sea King Airborne Early Warning (AEW) helicopter
Skates/Matelots/the Andrew: The Royal Navy
Snowdrops: RAF Police (White caps)
Crushers: Royal Navy regulation branch (police)
Monkeys/Red Caps: Royal Military Police (Army)
Fun Police: RAF police low-flying complaints investigation unit
Scribbly/Blunty: non-aircrew
Stacker: supply clerk/officer
Air Tragic: Air Traffic Control
Green lid: Royal Marine
Rock ape: RAF Regiment gunner
Freak show: 28 (Army Co-operation) Sqn RAF - Merlin support helicopters
Plastic pig: Puma support helicopter
Wokka: The mighty Chinook HC2 / 2A support helicopter
Jungly: Royal Navy Sea King HC4 (Commando support helicopter)
Pinger: Royal Navy Sea King Anti-Submarine Warfare (ASW) helicopter
Bagger: Royal Navy Sea King Airborne Early Warning (AEW) helicopter
Skates/Matelots/the Andrew: The Royal Navy
Snowdrops: RAF Police (White caps)
Crushers: Royal Navy regulation branch (police)
Monkeys/Red Caps: Royal Military Police (Army)
Fun Police: RAF police low-flying complaints investigation unit
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FEBA, I believe I may be able to shed light on why an egg banjo is indeed called an egg banjo. The explanation is much simpler when demonstrated but I’ll endeavour to describe it here.
The egg banjo is so called because often on the first bite the yoke explodes within the bap and, before you know it, dribbles down the front of your ovies. At this point, you hold the remaining egg and bap at arms length to your left whilst using your right hand to brush away the offending yoke from your front using a downward sweeping motion. During this action it might be said that you look very much like you are playing the banjo - hence egg banjo.
The egg banjo is so called because often on the first bite the yoke explodes within the bap and, before you know it, dribbles down the front of your ovies. At this point, you hold the remaining egg and bap at arms length to your left whilst using your right hand to brush away the offending yoke from your front using a downward sweeping motion. During this action it might be said that you look very much like you are playing the banjo - hence egg banjo.
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Very plausible, sounds good but I'm sure you made that up! OK here's a challenge for you.....eggs Benedict, go for it mate
Fancy starting an egg banjo club? Could become a cult thing.
Cheers
FEBA
Very plausible, sounds good but I'm sure you made that up! OK here's a challenge for you.....eggs Benedict, go for it mate
Fancy starting an egg banjo club? Could become a cult thing.
Cheers
FEBA
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Isn't "Eggs Benedict" something to do with chicken abuse in the Falklands? 
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FEBA - Sdly cannot take credit for egg banjo thing, came from a fishhead mate.
As you asked.
According to A Cozy Book of Breakfasts and Brunches (Prima Publishing, 1996), "many years ago" a Wall Street financier named LeGrand Benedict, a regular patron of Manhattan's ritzy Delmonico's restaurant, complained that there was nothing new on the menu. The chef's response was this dish. A variant myth credits, instead of the chef, the Delmonico maitre d' and Mrs. Benedict. The name of the chef, and indeed any real facts about the genesis of eggs Benedict, are lost to history. The new Joy of Cooking (Scribner, 1997) dates the dish in the 1920s, and says the original base may have been toast.
As you asked.
According to A Cozy Book of Breakfasts and Brunches (Prima Publishing, 1996), "many years ago" a Wall Street financier named LeGrand Benedict, a regular patron of Manhattan's ritzy Delmonico's restaurant, complained that there was nothing new on the menu. The chef's response was this dish. A variant myth credits, instead of the chef, the Delmonico maitre d' and Mrs. Benedict. The name of the chef, and indeed any real facts about the genesis of eggs Benedict, are lost to history. The new Joy of Cooking (Scribner, 1997) dates the dish in the 1920s, and says the original base may have been toast.