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Forum: Rotorheads
12th May 2023, 12:45
Replies: 8
Views: 2,298
Posted By pants on fire...

Yes, we were awaiting your arrival!

Yes, we were awaiting your arrival!
Forum: Rotorheads
11th May 2023, 14:15
Replies: 8
Views: 2,298
Posted By pants on fire...

Well, that'll screw up his 2023 sales commision...

Well, that'll screw up his 2023 sales commision and bonus! ;)
Forum: Rotorheads
26th Apr 2023, 02:13
Replies: 4
Views: 1,664
Posted By pants on fire...

Maybe President Macron can interest his mate Xi...

Maybe President Macron can interest his mate Xi in a bunch of them? If he ever finds himself out of office, he should really consider a job in helicopter sales, as he appears to better at it that...
Forum: Rotorheads
27th Feb 2023, 18:23
Replies: 50
Views: 21,696
Posted By pants on fire...

If the unrestrained blades started turning by...

If the unrestrained blades started turning by themselves in response to the storm's winds, would this phenomenon be classified as "Ottorotation"?
Forum: Accidents and Close Calls
17th Nov 2022, 11:46
Replies: 33
Views: 6,975
Posted By pants on fire...

They flew to Bruges! I wonder if this will make...

They flew to Bruges! I wonder if this will make it into Private Eye? :)
Forum: Rotorheads
14th Oct 2022, 14:38
Replies: 5,788
Views: 2,107,645
Posted By pants on fire...

Damn, I wish I'd thought of this, although I did...

Damn, I wish I'd thought of this, although I did have to check the calendar to make sure we hadn't just started April. I never realised that collecting landing fees on offshore helipads (amongst...
Forum: Rotorheads
26th Jul 2022, 13:07
Replies: 199
Views: 75,662
Posted By pants on fire...

Hopefully, they're not still threatening to put...

Hopefully, they're not still threatening to put people on a charge as a means of demonstrating their authority! I don't believe that was ever in the civilian Ops manual?
Forum: Rotorheads
22nd Jul 2022, 15:54
Replies: 32
Views: 10,971
Posted By pants on fire...

According to various contemporary news reports,...

According to various contemporary news reports, the Queen is upset over the use of the Cambridge family's use of helicopters to transport the entire family together. In the event that the Cambridge...
Forum: Rotorheads
20th May 2022, 11:35
Replies: 5
Views: 1,893
Posted By pants on fire...

Apparently, this "Brobdingnagian Helicopter" is...

Apparently, this "Brobdingnagian Helicopter" is the answer to everything!

The manufacturer has also equipped the aircraft with new mechatronics, avionics, flight control, steering systems, a...
Forum: Rumours & News
11th Jan 2022, 16:08
Replies: 20
Views: 13,389
Posted By pants on fire...

This pilot might be an idiot, but don't ever...

This pilot might be an idiot, but don't ever forget the early days of aviation!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6wwizIzkmY&ab_channel=AIRBOYD
Forum: Rotorheads
27th Oct 2021, 11:50
Replies: 14
Views: 2,756
Posted By pants on fire...

Maybe they are practicing for the farewell flyby?...

Maybe they are practicing for the farewell flyby? ;)
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Sep 2021, 22:16
Replies: 1,602
Views: 360,797
Posted By pants on fire...

Not to suggest in any way that there is any...

Not to suggest in any way that there is any implication of impropriety in this Australian deal, but consider the larger picture and history. It is easy to understand the outrage over this submarine...
Forum: Rotorheads
21st Mar 2021, 20:43
Replies: 306
Views: 146,802
Posted By pants on fire...

That's quite the position to be offering with no...

That's quite the position to be offering with no previous experience required! Should make it pretty easy to fit in with the rest of the team.
Forum: Rotorheads
7th Jul 2020, 15:09
Replies: 2
Views: 1,954
Posted By pants on fire...

Wow, that is so cool, we've waited so long for...

Wow, that is so cool, we've waited so long for this great product. Said absolutely no-one, apparently!
Forum: Rotorheads
11th Jun 2020, 05:24
Replies: 170
Views: 136,441
Posted By pants on fire...

I rather thing the Germans and Japanese might...

I rather thing the Germans and Japanese might take quite serious exception to any claim that the French had any role, of any kind, in the success of the 145.
Forum: Rumours & News
7th Jan 2020, 17:52
Replies: 12
Views: 14,015
Posted By pants on fire...

Reminds me of that old Sinatra classic, "Three...

Reminds me of that old Sinatra classic, "Three coins in a Fanjet"...
Forum: Rotorheads
6th Dec 2019, 13:01
Replies: 33
Views: 18,301
Posted By pants on fire...

Sounds like either a member of the Senior...

Sounds like either a member of the Senior Management Team or the Board of any of the major offshore operators these days. ;)
Forum: Rotorheads
4th Dec 2019, 04:27
Replies: 68
Views: 49,864
Posted By pants on fire...

Really? Really, Mr., nomorehelosforme? Who put...

Really? Really, Mr., nomorehelosforme? Who put you in charge of this forum? If you don't like the content of the thread, then just don't read it rather than sitting here dispensing your personal...
Forum: Rotorheads
25th Oct 2019, 05:13
Replies: 14
Views: 4,175
Posted By pants on fire...

The first one didn't fare too well in the initial...

The first one didn't fare too well in the initial shipborne trials as I seem to recall?
Forum: Rotorheads
17th Oct 2019, 11:48
Replies: 34
Views: 11,667
Posted By pants on fire...

I think its a Eurocokter of some kind.

I think its a Eurocokter of some kind.
Forum: Rotorheads
10th Oct 2019, 14:19
Replies: 4
Views: 2,490
Posted By pants on fire...

Super Great White Shark

Personally, I might have called it the Super Duper Great White Shark......
Forum: Rotorheads
29th Sep 2019, 18:05
Replies: 34
Views: 11,088
Posted By pants on fire...

Hopefully he never gets asked to refuel an Airbus...

Hopefully he never gets asked to refuel an Airbus H125 (Squirrel, Ecuriel, Astar)... ;)
Forum: Rumours & News
15th Jul 2019, 20:06
Replies: 1
Views: 4,073
Posted By pants on fire...

Maybe it'll get rewritten and reclassified as...

Maybe it'll get rewritten and reclassified as Fiction rather than Non-Fiction? ;)
Forum: Rotorheads
20th Jun 2019, 13:58
Replies: 33
Views: 28,009
Posted By pants on fire...

80 Knots you say? Bring back the Whirlwind...

80 Knots you say? Bring back the Whirlwind...
Forum: Rumours & News
5th Jun 2019, 15:42
Replies: 72
Views: 69,657
Posted By pants on fire...

Just dropping them off in Winnipeg would be...

Just dropping them off in Winnipeg would be punishment enough for most people, even to the point of being considered cruel and unusual punishment.

The sentences are entirely appropriate....
Forum: Rotorheads
25th Apr 2019, 02:55
Replies: 244
Views: 309,010
Posted By pants on fire...

Promotions. Bonuses? Ah,...

Promotions. Bonuses? Ah, Bristow...http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z74/Tail-take-off/TheGravyBoatFalklands1991.jpg
Forum: Rumours & News
13th Apr 2019, 20:14
Replies: 46
Views: 59,853
Posted By pants on fire...

If only you'd known what?

If only you'd known what?
Forum: Rotorheads
21st Mar 2019, 23:44
Replies: 444
Views: 156,051
Posted By pants on fire...

I got very confused for a moment there,...

I got very confused for a moment there, inadvertently assuming the old Sultana was commenting on the Bell 525.
Forum: Rotorheads
17th Mar 2019, 06:26
Replies: 7
Views: 4,317
Posted By pants on fire...

Beware the ides of March!

Beware the ides of March!
Forum: Rotorheads
24th Feb 2019, 22:55
Replies: 13
Views: 3,079
Posted By pants on fire...

This is actually an excellent idea II. Here is a...

This is actually an excellent idea II. Here is a proof of concept picture. Now, substitute the Griffon with a 225 and that little EU Helicopter Mountain wouldn't last more than a month smashing down...
Forum: Rumours & News
29th Jan 2019, 21:19
Replies: 11
Views: 6,864
Posted By pants on fire...

Drunk pax fined $21,000

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/westjet-flight-detour-young-guilty-plea-court-sentence-restitution-1.4997350Drunk WestJet passenger who caused plane to reroute ordered to pay $21,000 for the...
Forum: Rotorheads
20th Dec 2018, 13:05
Replies: 5,788
Views: 2,107,645
Posted By pants on fire...

https://www.bellanaija.com/2018/12/celebrating-nig...

https://www.bellanaija.com/2018/12/celebrating-nigerias-first-female-helicopter-captain-abimbola-jaiyeola-bellanaijawcw/
Forum: Rotorheads
18th Dec 2018, 02:44
Replies: 2,002
Views: 664,605
Posted By pants on fire...

The Cockhouse whiners. This isn't a design...

The Cockhouse whiners. This isn't a design problem, but something achieved by local modification.
Forum: Rotorheads
4th Dec 2018, 22:05
Replies: 15
Views: 3,955
Posted By pants on fire...

I always wondered why pilots had such slovenly...

I always wondered why pilots had such slovenly looking, dull and unpolished ear trumpets - especially as the company paid for lots of Brasso. Then I saw them all drinking it on the Company bus on the...
Forum: Rotorheads
15th Nov 2018, 15:16
Replies: 13
Views: 3,347
Posted By pants on fire...

Reverse engineered Nigerian helicopter manufacturer announced

https://nationalaccordnewspaper.com/made-in-nigeria-helicopters-soon-to-launch-soon/

If it wasn't in the paper, you might have thought someone had made it up! I can just see the emails now,...
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