"I have fans almost all around me - what could possibly go wrong, really?"

"Cannons in front, cannons behind" - but all I want is a peaceful bike ride:{

Jason Hill decided that the investors in the HX-40 had dried up, so he scrapped this one to start on the HX-50.

"I love this experimental wind tunnel; oh so calming! - but I'll need to use more Brylcreme in future!"

Why do we need such large fans? Because it's such a load of s**t.

Attempts at perfecting the flatulent free flight deck provided challenges to keep it heated , challenges that ultimately proved too costly to overcome .

Hey! Bill where did you say you got the design for this contraption from?
ooh it’s on that old curled up drawing over there, marked Bo….. something

Hey! Bill. We’re going to have to stop going round in circles with this design, I’m getting giddy!

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The prototype magnetic rail gun with the gunlayer in front of the projectile was not an unqualified success...

I’ll call this one tomorrow, shooting for late afternoon UK time.

the FRCs say 'Cycle the undercarriage'.

We designed it for the Dartford tunnel crossing.

"Its called the Mach Loop".

"If it looks good it flies good....right?"

"Merde!"

Brian buys the first magazine in the "Build an Airliner" series, with parts 1 and 2 free...

Spanish aircraft manufacturer CASA begins to regret their decision to employ Pablo Picasso as an aircraft designer....

The other bicycle builder that wanted to try building an airplane

Okay, It's time to judge (though I suspect the design was judged long ago . . .)

Third runner up is Nutloose with: "And when you stop we lean to one side and it rolls into the car parking bay."

Second runner up is BPF with: "The other bicycle builder that wanted to try building an airplane." (Mine would have been "Maybe it did come from a bicycle shop. But it still isn't Wright.")

First runner up is FDR, with "which part of the plans did the dog barf on again?"

But the winner, bringing a little badly needed culture to an otherwise cheesy competition, is Wensleydale with: "Spanish aircraft manufacturer CASA begins to regret their decision to employ Pablo Picasso as an aircraft designer...."

Congratulations to all -- I have plans to deliver the CST, but they're still a little, well, abstract.