And remember Hoskins, this time NO slow rolls...

Or

The Squadron Command hit on an ingenious way of teaching Hoskins to maintain positive G during his rolls...

I see we’re delivering more Russian propaganda

I see poo patrol is heading off again

This one's for the Viet Pong.... :}

Call sign “ Duck Duck” go

Report to lift the lid on the use of chemical weapons...

Noo, I said can you collect Karzai from Kabul!….. The Bloody President, not the sh*tter…

Porta Potty - the Vietnam years...

Deck crewman 1: What's the toilet bowl for?
Deck crewman 2: It's to reduce the number of skid marks on deck.

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I don't know if all this fire power scares the enemy, but it scares the sh1t out of me.

Sortie abandoned, we're out of bog roll.

Hoskins prototype for the ‘ AeroPotty’ needed some work but the slipstream flush worked well

I said levitate not lavvytate!

And so "Paper Tiger II" had to be renamed "Busted Flush".

It's a two-seater!

What's got 1 engine and flies?

Or... "The Andrex Puppy".

Nigel was enjoying every minute of his exchange tour. His only regret was letting slip that he'd once bowled for England.

No, No, No. I said "I need to drop on a wee target, so give me the cleanest one you've got."