Global warming not being a hoax caught some by surprise

Tell me again why you think the septic tank's clogged?

The project to find another planet that had water and could maybe support human life had started so well. The Lander was down safely and the Rover had been deployed, but then suddenly from below the water two brightly coloured alien lifeforms appeared, captured the crew and carried them away, they screams fading across the landscape as the day turned slowly into a perilous night . . .

Noah's neighbours wondered where their animals had gone.

Ahhh, Venice.

“How was the Antarctic?”
”Yep, she’s melted alright!”

White van man finally reaches the last corner of the known world.

Don't think I am nagging you dear but I did tell you to fix the tap.

Add a chimney so we can use the periscope and I think were ready for inshore ops Chief.

Can we go for a drive in the countryside?

No, van is on island.

Coast-to-coast delivery.
Overnight, guaranteed.

Canaletto's early works concentrated less on the people and more on the water scenes and consequently command a lower price at auction

Fish for dinner again dear?

Climate change required rethinking transportation. Hoskins was in the van.

Constable arrives at Dedham Vale to update The Haywain

OK, folks, keep them rolling in!

low tide @ 6pm ish tomorrow, judging time

Mike

Now Bloggins your posting isn’t that bad as it comes with housing included

Reports of the poor state of Military housing are greatly overblown

Bloggins I told you to open “A” valve not a valve!

OPSec is all very well, but I wish someone had told us that they were rebuilding the Nova Kakhovka dam...