Very generous, Santa. But when you go back north, do you think you could ask the elves to start making Patriots and HIMARS rounds instead?

In the Divorce settlement, Santa got exactly what he wanted. Mary can have the rest he figured.

Ha! Let NORAD track me this year!!

Sorry kids....had the Elves full time building me this all year.

...So I'm off to the caribbean, maybe see you next year!

Richard Bransons let himself go a bit....

Ho Ho Ho ....have I got a surprise for you Airman..

...I chucked up the whole way and your leave is cancelled to clear it up!

You could have got me an F35 ...or even a Harrier!
...how am I going to land this on a roof?

Ho Ho Ho, guess which president is getting a very special gift off me this year!

The forward CG exceedence guaranteed that the F-16 could not become airborne. Instead, it skidded off the runway into a Christmas tree lot.

- Ed

Santa loves his new ride, but trading eight reindeer for one donk took some getting used to.

On Christmas day night....Your back early Santa...
Yes, ATC gave me a shorter route this year
Or
When i got to the United Kingdom the Border Farce were on Strike and a nice friendly Airman just saved me through..

Mav gets out the new M10 aircraft, did you experience any strange effects asked the Scientists..
What do you think....

Mrs Claus finally finds a Christmas Present for her husband. Well what DO you get for the man who has everything??
A longer ladder..

Santa shows he no longer needs to do the 5 fingered shuffle thanks to his new
JML Larry the Lamb sex toy being demonstrated here and available from the elves and all major retail stores for £19.99 this Christmas.

Santa prepares to deliver to Moscow.

Santa prepares to deliver Zelensky’s wish list this Christmas.

After persuading the FAA examiner in the last cap-comp with an M60, Santa's well chuffed with his new wings.

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