I've been saving this puppy for such an occasion


https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....14c0c58d66.jpg



There is a whole series of Images of it BTW here

http://www.airwar.ru/enc/fighter/jaguarm.html

The Navy couldn't find a piano, so.........

As the F4 crew said..."Splash one Jaguar".

Further experiments to see if a Jaguar could achieve at least one dry take-off.

Get it down to the litter tray before it leaks anymore.

Swopped it back as I assume you had commented on the earlier one Wensley

We couldn't find a new Jag nosewheel, so we nicked one off a Concorde

A running start into wind, hold back, catapault, curvature of the earth, increased AOA; if it doesn't lift off with full stores and fuel this time, what else can we try?

Remove the pilot's watch?

We did that last time.

Oh...

Dan are you going to score it or should I?

You score it Nutty. What happened to the pic of the jag on the lift?

It's in the link, I swopped it back as I read WD's posts and he had replied to the one I put up first I think which is the one showing, so I swopped it back and you replied in the meantime Doh!

Cat on a hot tin roof feels the heat

Clearly photoshopped, the seas the wrong colour of pink...
(Explains why I failed the Pilots exam. ..)

The French will try anything....once

Man walking away....Thinks " Im safer to just dive over the edge "

A running start into wind, hold back, catapault, curvature of the earth, increased AOA; if it doesn't lift off with full stores and fuel this time, what did we forget?

Reheat?

That's already included in the calcs.

Oh...

The crew hated it when the Jag was taking off. It's not easy to get a Carrier up to 88mph.

Man kneeling in brown jacket: Which cat do I need to scald?

It's no use, we can't rely on the curvature of the earth. Get that tank off and strap on a Saturn 5.

Look if we don't hurry up the War will be over in 6 months...

( Treadigraph is suffering from Groundhog day..)