Hoskins, the idea of camouflage is so that it blends into the background, where do you think we are going? String fellows?

"When I asked you to arrange testing of the anti-flash paint, Hoskins, this is NOT what I had in mind!"

"Is that your mother Hoskins? Well, not the first time she's been on one of our choppers....."

A placard by engineering to remind that the CH-53 is a bit top heavy.

It does have a purpose - it shows where the grease nipples are located.

Gratuitous reposting of the image


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Quick get some lingerie coloured paint the Vicar is on his rounds.

That's a strange place for a hand hold.

Hotlips gets assigned to the 4077th.

Perhaps this was a bad choice of paint job to display to the King of Saudi Arabia, Do you think he noticed? is the sale still on?

Lady Godiva trades her horse for a Super Stallion.

Sorry Hoskins, this one in the bosses......and we have to be equal opportunities around here now...so that’s yours over there with a picture of Herbert from stores on it.

You mean HMH doesn't mean Huge Mammaries Here?

Yes Hoskins, it may be a tad garish for the Royal Air Force, but it got them over the line with the Israelis.

Actually it was quite easy, we just offered a two-bit hooker a free spray tan.

Daddy's War Chest.

I know it's meant to be hot in the dessert but at nights I get effin freezin

It’s got a distinctive blue note sound when the airflow passes over certain areas.

Cletus, get out the disc cutter. Ah want them as ma mud flaps on ma Aybraams.

Now the Duke of York is boasting about his conquest ... one BIG one instead of several little ones

OK, we have a John, a Chris, a Kim and the girls ... we just need an engineer and we'll never miss Saigon again ...