Having taken off from RAF Leuchars on QRA ...
THe Pilot was surprised just how fast the fuel ran out.
or
Wished he hadn't taken a short cut across the 10th just as Rory had a shank .

When the newly installed HAL9000 computer realised it was Hoskins piloting, it descided it's safety was more important than the life of just one person..

Having runover to the crash site to see what he could do for the Pilot ...was most surprised to find all these ladies undergarments in his luggage.

... I'm sticking to Mosquitos in future..

'E better keep off moi larnd.

There’s final approaches and there’s final approaches..

Last moments of the AI experiment captured as the Artificial Intelligence ejected the pilot & dived into the field with a final message of "Sod this for a lark!"

The Boffins were pleased ... the ground sensor on the pitot tube linked to the ejector seat worked as intended.

Right son demand a refund, and that's the last time we're hiring crop dusters.

Fed up with dropping Piano's onto Morris Marinas, Clarkson descided to use his Gate Guardian and old farm machinery instead..

Sir Isaac's findings on Gravity is tested to see if it is still valid

Jamie and Adam revisit their Gravity Myth....much to Busters annoyance..

His wife told their visitors that Barry would be dropping in soon.

Don't worry it's only a Drone, and that's Action man

The Farmer ran over to see if he could help the pilot... and offered to pickup his parachute.... Have you seen the price of silk stockings on the black market...

Don't worry laddie, it's Kiltrash bailing out again after finding out that none of his captions have been awarded with the coveted CST.

How to plant a helmet in a hat field...

(Groan...)

Think that Utubers are taking the desire for ' Likes ' to a whole new level.

I knew outsourcing the MCAS to Boeing was a bad idea.

Lightning strikes at 12PM, GMT... last orders.