Commissioner Gordon misshines the Bat Signal....wonders why help took so long to appear.

NOT A CAPTION

Excellent contributions as usual - judging tomorrow 1500 Zulu-ish.

- Ed

Hoskins was getting good at shadow puppets.

"But Sir - we're allowed to have nose art".

"That's not a nose!"

The Marines deny that the gender balancing shadow image of Ron Jeremy on the USS Bonhomme Richard had anything to do with the fire.

Of course it has a military connotation Sir. She's got torpedo tits.:E


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"I said we wanted a port side WINCH, not a WENCH!"

No, No. I told you to paint a piece of THE tail.

If you think the paint job on "70" is in bad taste, you should see the one on "69"!

No matter what Madonna did, she could not raise excitement amongst the Marines.
" That's for pussies" they exclaimed as they went to war...

What do you mean, it's not photoshopped ?

I thought the General was joking when he said we could have feathers in our caps.

General: "That is a wholly unconvincing upper body."

Airman: "Haven't you seen an elbow before, Sir?"

The Apache Squadron adopt Big Chest* Sitting Bull as their mascot.
*Arse

Anyone else notice there are only 2 blades on the rotor.....No , thought not.

You missed off the sign, beware Hot Exhaust !!
No sir it was there, the lads all gave it a pat for good luck and rubbed it off

Just as the Sea Stallion lost Vr in the fierce Haboob and crashed to the desert floor, a collective roar of approval erupted from the "cyclic" mind of Dan Gerous, with: If you think the paint job on "70" is in bad taste, you should see the one on "69"!

Ozymandias will be along shortly with a newly sand-polished CST! Way to go Dan! :ok:

Thanks for that cavuman. I've had a wee bit of luck in the capcom recently, so I'll open it up to anyone who hasn't previously won.

Defiantly not US standard, but we ran out of paint, if we hadn’t she would be more in keeping with our heavy lift capability.

No takers, so open to anyone.