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Wensleydale 24th Feb 2021 10:51

The crews practise for the take-over of Air Scotia.


Kiltrash 24th Feb 2021 11:02

In case of turbulence the Cabin Crew are trained how to still dispense drinks into the passengers cup. The Flight Crew practice as well to stop their coffee getting onto the engine controls.

Kiltrash 24th Feb 2021 11:03

Having had a go in the centrifuge the crew demonstrate how their balance is not affected

Kiltrash 24th Feb 2021 11:04

Before boarding the crew have to pass their sobriety test.

Kiltrash 24th Feb 2021 11:07

The crew practice Rock Paper Scissors to decide the rota for which Flight Crew gets which Cabin Crew to sit on their laps during the cruise phase

Chu Chu 24th Feb 2021 11:53

Having won the Ho Chi Minh City synchronized waiters race, the crew begins training for the Sydney race.

Chu Chu 24th Feb 2021 13:11

After exchanging uniforms for backwards day, eight pilots pose with two cabin crew.

MPN11 24th Feb 2021 17:39

Captain Wun Hung Lo got the crew to join him in his signature dance move ... and every one of them knew what he was talking about.

Wensleydale 24th Feb 2021 18:36


Originally Posted by MPN11 (Post 10996975)
Captain Wun Hung Lo got the crew to join him in his signature dance move ... and every one of them knew what he was talking about.

Gangwaynam Style?

MPN11 24th Feb 2021 19:11


Originally Posted by Wensleydale (Post 10997005)
Gangwaynam Style?

ho ho ho ... See Pay Ho.

treadigraph 24th Feb 2021 19:36

The Dear Leader has seen this photo and wants to replicate with our Air Koryo - and with him as Captain!

But Sire... can he lean like that without toppling?

Impudent Pig Dog! You dare imply the Dear Leader can be toppled...?

NutLoose 24th Feb 2021 19:44

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys

Hydromet 24th Feb 2021 19:45

Not a caption

A quickie is a goodie, judging in about 12 hours.

Boeing Jet 24th Feb 2021 19:47

Cabin crew getting their flying lessons from the captain & co-pilot!!!

Wensleydale 24th Feb 2021 20:10

...and we finish the training sortie with a low level pass down the Ladyboyer Reservoir.

Kiltrash 24th Feb 2021 20:23

Next we shall demonstrate the crash position. On the command Brace, Brace, Brace put your head down between your knees...
Your OWN knees Hoskins...
But sir the Hostie is named Yrneees

Kiltrash 24th Feb 2021 20:29

North Korea import dogs, and the crew practice getting them all calm by petting them

c52 24th Feb 2021 21:38

Male crew are required to wear the darkest of dark sunglasses to prevent them from ogling the female crew. As for piloting, well, that's where the autopilot comes in.

Kiltrash 25th Feb 2021 07:10

The members of the little Snoring Parachute club practice the stick deployment.
But why the jet aircraft and uniforms?
Essential travel of course...

Kiltrash 25th Feb 2021 07:11

Yep yep a little to the right, up , down ...there got it perfect reception on tbe television...


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