Sorry Hoskins we are all out of Andrex, will these do?
(other brands of soft toilet tissue are available (

No Lady Gaga, this is what real dog walkers do to protect their little darlings.

Sarge! I've solved our toilet roll shortage...

(ooops, great minds think alike Kiltrash!)

But, I thought these were the Dogs of war?

Thought I’d bring our Korean exchange chaps a treat!

Oh, K Rations? Not K9.....damn.

A puppy isn't just for Xmas, so we got another for the New years buffet

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Gunner Smith of the King's Own Blind Sniper Riflers amused himself by sneaking away with Gunner Jones's guide dog, to keep his own company.

So you're trying to tell us soldier, these are Saddam's secret labs we've been looking for and you expect us to run the story....

The'yre a bit young to join the front line troops yet, but they've had all their jabs, Herpes and Gonorrhea.

I called up over the air for multiple support and this is what we fecking got, a pair of support dogs.

There there Fido and Rover, that nasty Pekingese doesn't really mean what she's yapping. ...

Postman's uniform gets a make over, well my last commission was to the 9th Foot and Mouth. Explained the designer.

Prior to performing Castrations, the Vet dons protective Clothing

President Kim, On behalf of our President, we would like you to accept these 2 vicious trained killers for your personnal protection. They don't eat much, dry biscuits and water should do. The dogs are a present to Mrs Kim.

Say Captain, the models have arrived for our artist to create the new "Wolf Squadron" badge...

Oh Sergeant Major, your wife wants you to mind the children for an hour while she gets her claws trimmed...

" Whats that Lassie, little Johnny has fallen down the well? Oh I don't know when we can rescue him, depends what comes out the Health and Safety inquiry."

Think i'm in luck. that Lorraine Kelly has a soft spot for a couple of puppies.

When I said we could do with some female company and heck I’d even settle for a couple of dogs from the NAAFI, this wasn’t what I had in mind.