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MPN11 2nd Sep 2022 14:35

Well, it's Friday, and all good things must come to an end.


https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....007991bed2.jpg

Some excellent inputs, with the Lesser Order of the Boat awarded to the following ...

Hydromet ... Low water levels on the Danube meant cruise operators had to resort to desperate measures.
CAEBr ... "Why are the fwd ailerons operating differently to the centre and aft ones ?"

"Primary, secondary and tertiary control effects sir"
Traffic_Is_Er_Was ... Sopwith's explanation was that, once you've built several thousand 1 1/2 Strutters, you've got to find something to do with all those left over 1/2 struts.

But the Grand Prix du Airfix, with non-PC Bar, and the CST goes to ...


Chu Chu ...We put wings at both ends so we could retreat by reversing pitch on the props.

Have a great weekend, folks!

Kiltrash 2nd Sep 2022 19:10

Not a cation....Obviously. .. but Tommy the tug boat said...." Oh no not again "

Ps well done Chu Chu..

treadigraph 2nd Sep 2022 19:18

Too late caption: "I thought it looked like a House of Cards..."

Chu Chu 2nd Sep 2022 20:57

Thanks very much MPN!

Let's try this one for the holiday (here) weekend:
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Confusious 2nd Sep 2022 21:09

I don't think that he's drunk sir, how would you react to a stick of that size penetrating your one way valve?

Ascend Charlie 2nd Sep 2022 21:20

Before the Buzz-Bombs, there was the Vibrating Shell, and Lantz-Korporal Schmidt seems to want to hold it forever.

Buster Hyman 2nd Sep 2022 21:34

He said he passed it last night. Proud as punch he was. Biggest kidney stone we’d ever seen!

Confusious 2nd Sep 2022 21:36

I'm gonna make some trench art outta this for me missus.

Buster Hyman 2nd Sep 2022 21:36

He caught it before it landed! Amazing. We were all shell shocked of course.

Buster Hyman 2nd Sep 2022 21:40

Last known photo from before the Spanbroekmolen crater was formed.

treadigraph 3rd Sep 2022 03:41

Zer British use zer Schpitfires to deliver zer beer bombs to zer front line, we just get zer artillery to shoot Schnapps shells at us...

Kiltrash 3rd Sep 2022 04:54

Having travelled through time, the Stealth F35b's landed in the mist behind them. No one noticed of course

Kiltrash 3rd Sep 2022 04:56

Cpl Punch was very pleased with what he had caught....

Kiltrash 3rd Sep 2022 04:59

Now if only the Russians would stop shelling us. After all it is Christmas Day, have they no sense of religion

treadigraph 3rd Sep 2022 05:01

Great War prophylactics were somewhat cumbersome but also overcame brewer's droop...

Buster Hyman 3rd Sep 2022 06:20

Oh how they laughed when Fritz revealed exactly what his Battle of the Bulge was!

Buster Hyman 3rd Sep 2022 06:21

Too close for missiles, switching to....Artillery shells?

ACW599 3rd Sep 2022 08:09

Mashed off his t*ts on magic mushrooms, Feldwebel Braun was convinced he'd had a baby.

Confusious 3rd Sep 2022 08:55

Smoking is bad for your health, especially when playing with fireworks.

MPN11 3rd Sep 2022 09:14

"Kaliber? I never touch the stuff."


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