The weight of the Captain's wrist watch was to affect the crew's pose for the camera quite significantly...

..and the flight attendants practise their new safety brief which includes the hand signals for "in case another engine has fallen off".

Asked to describe the state of the airline, the crew mimes circling the drain (off camera to the right).

With the airline closed during the lockdown.....crews forced to become ride height gauges for theme parks.

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The Captain demonstrates how he used to pick up ladies' 'kerchiefs with a wingtip at aishows - the rest of the crew demonstrate that he was nothing special...

“Gentlemen prefer blondes” ... the Vietnamese version.

First Officer “20-Minuter” Hoskins was spoilt for choice, as they all looked the same to him. And they all knew how he got his nickname.

Vietjet introduce the ho chi mingers.....

Illustration from The Ladyboy Book of Aircrew...

Fourth girl back “No, Agnes, cross your legs....we’re only supposed to say “Wheeeeh”, NOT actually do one!”

"...and in the unlikely event of a landing in the jungle, at least the cabin crew is appropriately attired."

There is one stewardess recruitment test for the pretty ones, and another for the rest.

In Asian countries the bicycle is the main means of transport.
( Cummon we have all pretended to be airplanes when cycling to school, even you at the back )

The Viajet training department show in the queue for the loo there are certain standards to hold.

Engineers need to change a tyre, so to speed things up to maintain departure schedule the crew help hold up the body of the plane.

Copilot ...Why have we 8 hostie instead of the regulation 4 sir ?
Pilot. ..'cause they are only half sized
or
Pilot ...'cause they are all called Neehi.

Yuu there, Jerewy Clarkesonman, we no slopes, we no understand were you get that idea...

And this is called a flying buttress

Part of the crews pre-flight check list, was a list to Port.

OK, ladies, regulations say your hair has to come down to the hem of your shorts, so let's have you bending over backwards to demonstrate your compliance.