Hon, did you see what little Joey did to his pet turtle?

Why can't he just pull the wings off flies like the other kids?

Before the transporter room was invented inflight passenger transfers were performed by extending the turtle neck into the rear docking bay.

While filming Fantastic Voyage, Ms Welsh found herself in a tight spot....her uniform

USS Trump is finally comissioned, full of Hot Air and sh1t

Einstein was not expecting such after effects from breaking the lightspeed barrier.....

Smithers realises that he was fobbed off with the diversity con and far from being the first person of colour to attempt this, he realises he is the first person full stop as everyone else probably turned it down.

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"When I said tart her up a bit what I meant was...."

Judging around 2100A tonight, wine permitting, before Kiltrash gets RSI!

The marketing graphics were great ... BAe just hoped someone would find a use for it.

When Ridley Scott met up with "The Clangers".

No, it's not exactly stealthy, but you can bet your life no professional pilot will report seeing one."

Anything other than a smooth landing , and the last thing through your mind will be your bottom .

The disadvantage of high speed high altitude tactical drops is no one can hear your banter .
The advantage of high speed high altitude tactical drops is no one can hear your banter !

That's the trouble with Mirages, they only appear in the French Sahara Desert.

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The B2 Mk4 has all the radar cross section of a Barn Door...
That's something the Russians did not expect.

Roads? we don't need no 'effin Roads where we're going... Straight down... aaarrrggghhh

Teenage Mutant Ninja Whatchamacallits.

- Ed

A380's on the half-shell.

- Ed

"I present to you the real-life transformer. Launched looking like this from the back of a C-130, a short time later it is transformed into a pile of shapeless metal."

First of all congratulations to Kiltrash for proving that quantity has a quality all of its own while simultaneously demonstrating his knowledge of the works of the late great Gene Rodenberry and the Divine Terry Pratchett. Also an honourable mention for Wensleydale for reminding me of the happy hours as a student spent sitting in the front of WF417 when I should have been cutting code for BLEU. And so to the results-

The nominations are:

Kiltrash for; I'll put this on PPRuNe, Someone will be able to identify. Think their Walnuts sir. (Who is Walnuts by the way?)
Treadigraph for foregoing an obvious Red Bull reference in favour of: Brussels sprouts give you wings.
Kiltrash for making fun of the afflicted with: David Attenborough voice....and here we see a slow moving sperm approach a stationary egg from behind and after a unexpected burst of speed, the deed, is done. 40 years later the latest RAF Fighter, the Jaguar, is born.
622 for topicality with: What every Marine thought they were getting when they saw the 'Marines to get jet packs' thread!
622 again for good honest vulgarity with: No2 to Leader ....either your hook is down or your flies are undone!

And as we speak, the CST is being conveyed by SPELCO Gryphon at an eye watering 60 mph and a spell binding glide angle of 5:1 to .................622 for honest vulgarity. Congratulations.