Snag that one when it gets back Hoskins, stealth failure on the centre pylon.

'Ere Chief! Look what I found on the FOD check!

Pfwoar! That Exocet came awfully close!

(Yes, I know...)

It's called a missile cos it missed...

Luke, that was really a low attack pattern, ... trust the Force

Tie down failed. ..again

Captain of Moskva. .. It's ok Yuri, they don't really mean it, do they. ..wwwoooaaahhh...

So Mr Bloggins you retired with 20 years in as an Lieutenant JG, why is that ?

You moron ! I told you to only touch the shiny buttons !

Wings, 'Has Sharkey pressed the wrong tit again?'

Captain Mitchel, the only Naval Aviator to claim a kill while his airplane was still on deck.

The newly miniaturised Lt Hoskins takes off on his first and last AD mission.

What happened ?

Well in armorer school there is always going to be someone who graduated last in his class.......

... at which point the handlers bugged out.

... and that's what happens when you give a 'shooter' a back seat ride.

Carraige of external weapons is shown to counteract the benefits of the USN's secret new XLO F/A-XX prototype.

The board finds that Lt Mitchell's repeatedly 'hitting the brakes and watching him fly by' caused fatigue in the mounting leading to uncommanded weapons release. Lt Mitchell is sentenced to six months stoppage of pay and reassigned for the period to flying rubber dog excrement out of NAS Lemoore.

No tail hook, how are you gonna land it?

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These plumbers you bought in to shift the blockage in the heads, did you say they were Checkatrade certified?