Red 1 said “at least they can count to nine!”

Spot any design faults Hoskins?
Oh yes sir, it's not possible to get up there and swing the prop.

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Okay, I guess it's back to the drawing board for Project Sunrise then!

The perfect vessel for Sub-Lieutenant Trigger.

Sir, I think I saw a Mermaid.
Yes, yes, we've all seen them. But, if you happen to see a Flight Attendant, send her my way!

The admirers of the female designer of the craft were quite pleased that she surely knew how to strut her stuff!

- Ed

The ample and luxurious cabin featured large rectangular picture windows which could be lowered to accommodate oars when a RATO - Rower Assisted Take Off - was required.

- Ed

My Dear Chap.....why ever would you suggest she was British designed?

So we have combined all the reds into one kite so it will look like they are all in the air…. Looping it? Ermmmm we better have a look at the drawings again..

And for all you doubters, we've just successfully completed a full loop of the lake.

Now all we gotta do is get the sheets of 8x4 up there and bingo a Aircraft Carrier. None of this wasting £3bn on a pontoon to tie up in the Solent
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You seriously think you'll get permission to Buzz the Tower?? Now the Admiral's Daughter, that's a different chance

Ah allwaysh deshign better after a few Caproni and shyders...

At Rose Bay the first flying boat from the UK landed long and crashed into the First Fleet... and so Australian history was re written

In Lake Como the Top Gear team design a water born ice cream van. As usual they over think the design

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Im sure I only orderred one ( 1 ) Vickers Vimy on Deliveroo. ...

The Nile Cruise Company went a bit overboard promoting tonights feature film, Top Gun.

Well we had to destroy a rain forest, but we got the wing spars made.

It won't fly f'ard, but it backs up like a sumbitch!

- Ed