Nobody knew why Sgt. Schulz was posted to a POW camp until they found a picture from WW1.

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....fae0effd39.jpg

Early Tamagotchis were quite simple...

Fritz photo bombing yet again.

Herman Goring later demanded to know who was taking the p!ss of the Feurher, was relieved to know it was only the stars from " It ain't half hot mum "

Just off camera Hans was about to come behind the soldiers with a ticking alarm clock....that he then STOPPED...

Then they noticed the chalk marks read, " Up Yours Adolf " c/o The Eagles Nest Bavaria

Chap whose face we cannot see playfully put the Officers Chamber Pot onto Schultz head ....

Having been fraternising with the French women in Nouvion, the men are given Parenting classes

....Later opened up to reveal the true final location of " the Fallen Madonna with the big Boobies " by Van Clump.

Now remind me again, Red band was a Training shot, or was it the Green one

Yes Franz, Adolf has awarded you with two stripes and you can bring them with you to the special place we're taking you to.

Every unit has a Private Pike...

George Formby briefly posed on the 'other side' before returning to UK and resuming Window Cleaning.

Hans, Gefrieter = Acting Corporal, but there's no need to overdo it. Adolf over there has the right idea.

This shell landed on my head, only wearing my Stahlhelm saved me from brain damage.

Fritz was demonstrating his party piece, of catching a bullet in his teeth, however he foolishly accepted his comrades bet to supersize the stunt.

Fritz was not amused when a comrade hit his helmet with s 6lb club hammer....almost made him drop his cigarette

With a grin like that , the shell is going to be shocked .

Just remember, anything is a sex toy , if you are brave enough