In an attempt to test his eyesight, Mr Cummings takes a trip to Bernard Castle. Sees the above and immediately declares he is safe to drive back to London.

The two brain cells of [name the politician of your choice] are eventually about to collide after a fierce chase bt another.

Disney enters the aviation market

Over the Radio, Andromeda Voyager reports to Base

" Orbiting the third planet from Sol, No intelligent life discovered apart from the Dolphins, moving on "

Arthur..." What do you mean if we're lucky they will throw us out into the vacuum of space, if we are unlucky the Vogan Captain will read us poetry ? "

Owing to a error in size recognition the Alien assault craft were mistaken for a tasty Bonio dog biscuit. We expect them to re appear later today

That bloody Kiltrash, I've still got Zager and Evans on the brain!

Really, Ive got Those Magnificent Men on mine

The Varsity re-imagined!

"We're in the pipe, 5 by 5"

Remember, keep your mouth shut or you will get the squirts.

This will never be adopted, I can't see my ferck orf big watch.

What every Marine thought they were getting when they saw the 'Marines to get jet packs' thread!

No2 to Leader ....either your hook is down or your flies are undone!

In an effort to dispel the arguments, VAR publish the microscopic proof that Harry Kane WAS offside by Microns, but offside is still offside.

Too close for Lasers, switching to Transporters

Top Gun 17 and the World Air Force use their latest weapons Bow and Arrows

In an effort to prevent mankind development into the Federation, the Borg travel back in time to 1976 Los Angeles. Descide it's not worth assimilating the locals and leave ...

The Planet's surface was smooth, and the landing run almost unlimited. Hoskins reckoned he could put his craft down in one piece for a change.

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Michael O'Leary: "Well now, that's given me a great idea...."