The 'elf and safety Manager in the factory obviously has a sense of humour...😄..( well that's a first )
I mean putting Sir Kier in a Blue Hi Viz..

To show he is a man of the people, Sir Kier explains to the 3 centre backs just how he expects Airbus to beat Boeing in the annual ...we're better than you ..football competition

Hoskins, when I said we needed to call in labor . . .

Yes, this is where we'll be making the new KFC Labour pack - it's all left wings and a-holes.

And this here is the exact spot where Jezbollah sadly fell over the railings.

The man at the back was sooo glad for his industrial strength ear plugs . I mean have you EVER believed anything a Politician said .

Well I saw Mick Dundee do this with a mad charging Bull once...and this is how I control my Deputy...

Sir Keir pat's invisiboy on the head when it's shown to him... the first combat Terminator will be a game changer when he grows up ...BAE ask for a further £745 m to go into full production

And over there is the large naughty step where Dominic Raab will be living.........

...and compared to the London Luton DART terminal this area is positively Palaciel...
or the Croydon Whitgift Centre..

Yes I have been through and used the DART service ..and they paid £300m 😄😄

Of course I don't bully my staff: they are all union members and so they tell me what to do
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...and here we have the Production line especially developed for Kiltrash Cap Comp Quotes. And very productive it is too...

AHH AHH AHH Staying Alive ...Staying Alive
oh sorry I thought we were here to promote Defribulator kits in the workplace.

And on your left, the deep pit of despair where the Tories keep on digging.........

Now that the lower and upper house have moved to ( pick your own town/ village that is not London) I can't believe what they have done with Westminster Hall .

Don't worry luv, you're probably too young to appreciate my Tommy Cooper impression.

When I was last in New York, I taught the Globetrotters all they knew about ... Cricket .

When I'm in no 10 I WILL have a big red button just here....like my good friend Kim...no need for Letters of Last Resort..

...and I built all of those before breakfast...