Do you know Woking at all?

Stick with me Sweetie & one day, you'll be rich!

...and while mother was in bed with covid 19, I was in bed with Chloe, 15.

One day my Prince will come... then I'll sue him!

I did not have sex with that woman! Oh, wait....

- Ed

I don't see what everyone's so excited about. It's not like I broke the coronavirus regulations.

I was never there. The hand was photoshopped in. And anyway, she was totally cool being held that way.

I had my eyes on Ghislaine but the initial investment was higher.
In hindsight I should have looked at the total cost of ownership

I'm sure I didn't ask for some Virginia!

I didn't do it
Nobody saw me
You can't prove a thing.

(The Bart Simpson Defence)

Or, he could use The Streaker's Defence: "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Hey how about back to my place for a pizza?

Extortionate Inflation = 11 years, 1 pair of knickers now 12 million knicker.

After taking the film to Snappy Snaps.....the camera owner just hoped that soon her 'prints' would come!

(OK, it works better when you say it!)

A picture together? Sure, why not? I don't normally do that sort of thing, but hang it, what harm can come of it, eh?

Really? You've seen all my films? Errr... do you know who I am?

"Today, Cilla, I'm picking contestant number two".

That's a lovely pose Ginny.
Just checking I still have my wallet.