Applause for Kiltrash. :ok:

Just logged on during a break in a New Years eve eve Panto and found I am the last recipient of the 2019 CST to which I am truly honoured.

Will have a look through the dusty cobwebs of My brain to see if I can find a suitable picture, preferably not while still intoxicated....

Wait one please

K

I hope you aren't playing Widow Twanky; some of those songs will be hard to pull off p*ssed!

Oh no you won't!

Where I am too old for Panto's the Grandchildren are not, so I have to go and use the opera glasses to get a better view of the stage...(skimpy clad lasses)..Oh did I think that out loud!!

So home and before the Proscetto kicks in may I offer to see us over the New Year, Tomorrow nights QF9 ..I wish

Merry New Year all


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Select Legs to Manual...

Honestly Officer, I was reaching for the door handle...

"Well, I think we're due an unscheduled overnight Carruthers"

"...and THAT'S how you open a twist-top!"

There have been a lot of "Carry On" films over Christmas on the box - but I have never seen that one.

"Carry on with the cabin staff?"

"....and what did you ask Santa to leave in your stocking"?

No harness being worn, so no risk of turbulence.

"Sorry, gents, even LGBT staff have to wear the uniform correctly."

"Come here and I'll show you why it's called a jump seat."