"Mumble..mumble.. our dress jackets date back to the civil war...mumble... we don't even march properly... mumble .. wish we could do cool marching like they do in Korea... mumble mumble.."

I shall judge later this morning, so that you're all free for christmas!

In the meantime, my Googling unearthed this exquisite and typical American overcomplication ...

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....5a5c5c743c.png

The sniper won't have a clue as to who is the more senior officer....
Merry Christmas all

K

We are off to see Aladin this afternoon so

"Behind you." " Oh no he isnt" " Oh yes he is" etc

Ho-Ho-Ho ... and the finalists are ... Kiltrash, Ascend Charlie and Wensleydale.

But there can only be one winner, who is on this occasion ...

*Drumroll* *Shower of sparkling snowflakes*


The CST has been despatched by reindeer-drawn sleigh with a fat bearded driver, and should be with you shortly after midnight if you've been good.

Merry Christmas to you all. :ok:

Thanks very much!

Continuing the high standards of military dress theme:


https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....f0564dc1d5.jpg

"And the winner of the RAF support helicopter "Hat of the detachment" competition is......"

You hold the right one and I will grip the one on the left, then we will have his attention

“I recognise the moustache ... have we met?”

Where is Dorothy ?

What did the man mean when he said FO back to Kansas. !!!!

I am not a FO, I will have you know.

We always welcome diversity in the modern RAF!

"So that's why the Paras call us Craphats!"

Nutty and Buster....over dressed as usual.

Jamaica Squadron - for men whose wives have taken themselves off to the West Indies.

Hello i'm Bill
Thanks and Hello i'm Ben.
and I am weeeed

I say old chap, if you could possibly wait say 50 years then you can enter the British General Election

The Squadron is known as The Hatters, Sir, as in "mad as..."

The prize for the best hat competition was to have 2 senior officers help you finish your wee. Hence the big smile...

Clearly, the Luftwaffe were missing that "X Factor" during the Battle of Britain...