New years Day 2021, Boris and Jeremy produce a joint message praising the post Brexit Prosperous Great Britain
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So you were going to use this Savings Bond certificate from 1943 for 10/6 to pay for your manifesto promises?
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The worrying thing is how many Millenials won't have a clue who we are, said Del Boy
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So if I fold it like so and so and so it will fly better than a Max?
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I'm afraid the suggestion box for your ailments has not been helpful
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It's from Shepherds Bush Council You don't meet ULEZ requirements.
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"It's a telegram from the Queen. It says, 'If you're 100, I'm a dutchman.'"
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"Alan Sugar says he wants to see you. He needs someone on his panel who knows a successful business proposition when he sees one."
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Well there was only one voter, and even you didn't vote for you.
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What's this? It says "I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left! Kind regards and good luck!" |
its from Brussels, Jeremy, and it just says F Off.
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Its from the Organ Transplant people, new rules and all are considered as donners, however in your case they are willing to make a exception.
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Its a Dear John letter from Diane....
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Its from the DNA people, they have tracked down a twin brother of yours Jeremy, his name is Wilfred Brambell
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Its the reply from the Goldfish Club, and no - you can't join if you've deserted a sinking ship.
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Its from the Gender Reassignment people, you have been selected to take part and from now on you will be called Diane Abbott
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Its from your book publisher, unfortunately your Book, 'The next Labour Prime Minister' was incorrectly filed under 'Fiction'
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Its from the Police, they want you to take part in an identity parade, They have someone in Islington gone missing and they want you for a reconstruction of his last known movement.
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Its from the BBC Makeup People, Thanks for giving us the week off.
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It says "write two letters"
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