"if your going to smuggle in booze I would suggest you put it INSIDE the hat"

...and at night the red beacon will guide the bombers home

....and turn slowly round he can detect the incoming enemy aircraft

Ah Sir, may I introduce my father, Barnes, I am modeling his latest invention, If I get shot down the Germans will assume I am mad and repatriate​​​​​ me under the Geneva Convention

I know you've changed your name to Yossarian but I'm still not going to ground you.

Catch 22, sir?

No, Queen's Regulations my boy.


Thanks Wensleydale, my thinking was it was somebody like Johnny Johnson but I couldn't quite place him.

So if I pull the toggle, she becomes Mae West?

No, but if you pull the wrong toggle HE'LL will punch you right on the nose!

Having finished as Peter Pan in Pantomime Hoskins returns to his day job as the Station Mascot

Hoskins returns from the Palace with his BEM proudly in a inconspicuous place

It seems to have gone quiet...I'll have a look tomorrow (Monday).

W.

Bloggs had a good point but the hat disguised it quite well.

If I stand like THIS, tuck my arm like THAT....I dont need to get too close incase its catching... smile!!!

"Kiss me Hardy"

"Sorry sir I will have to take this one away, obviously defective"
Arnie voice. "I'll be back"

Gp Cap to Farmer Gable, "I'm terribly sorry the aircraft destroyed your Scarecrow, Please accept Hoskins as a replacement "

So God, Pilot and ATC Went into a bar and the Barman Said which one of you is God? they all replied ME

...is our nearly New Year Winner. Take it away Kiltrash and give us a new photo for the coming week's festivities!!!