Has the British Car Industry been re-nationalised?

Never suspect we are the Burger van for the 'finely tuned athletes'

It may have to be recapitalised...

I'll put a lid on it...

I'll sort out some results on Saturday, by which time even Kiltrash might have run out of ideas!

Meanwhile, the self-propelled pilots' kneeboard keeps rolling along.

"We'll show those ignorant buggers in London who said "If we gave those illiterate northerner's a pen they wouldn't know what to do with it"

The MK1 tachograph was not without it's teething problems.

"This is brilliant! We launch rockets into Yank air bases in Baghdad and shoot down a Ukrainian airliner in Tehran, and those silly people blame each other, Grorious Reader!"

"I know it will hold a lot of Sterling, but the dollar exchange rate is lousy, so we are going to need the space Megan"

"This will suit us when we move to Canada, it's a Renault Megan"

Sir, Sir the cyclists are catching us up. Damm Greta get the Hamster wheel spinning faster Smithers.

Henri the Onion sellers braces were caught in the bodywork and kept ringing his bell to stop. The driver thought damm Froggy i'll show him and kept speeding up.

Move over I don't need a pen, I need the ointment truck up ahead
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NAAFI revealed it's new butty-wagon for a more literate clientele.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but I'd prefer an M1 Abrams in a fight.

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"What's in those pods on the sides?"
"Flechettes. We use them for making barbed comments!"

Well now we know what "Angry" from Tunbridge Wells drives.

Hey look, there's a pink Rolls Royce just come round the bend behind us.
****, it's Parker

First of all, I meant to congratulate Nutloose on his excellent photo of Jeremy Corbyn in the previous round of the caption competition. Photoshop was never more effective, and it certainly provoked a good number of entries.

So, to draw the line under the present round, the credit for winning goes to Wensleydale with his:-

Congratulations Wensleydale :D and thank you for the compliment Penny Washers.

Gosh...Thanks to Russ Abbot for the line! (No relation to Diane I am told, despite them both being funny).

Here we go:

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“Frankly, Hoskins, you were a bit late on the round-out again.”