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Caption Competition Mk IV

Old 29th Sep 2023, 15:10
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The newest Airbus ACJ flying in to be repainted in Trump colours.
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Old 29th Sep 2023, 15:19
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The Airbus XL is designed to deal with the Bully XL problem...
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Old 29th Sep 2023, 15:39
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Russia had successfully managed to secretly infect the Airbus database with their Trojan ‘Hvladimir’.
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Airbus introduce the XL to the US market due to the ever expanding waistline of the populace.
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If I didn't know any better, I would say the pressurisation outflow valve is blocked.
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Old 29th Sep 2023, 16:01
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"I've seen a horse fly... I've seen a dragon fly... I've even seen a house fly... but I done seen everything, when I see..."

"CUUUTTTTTTT! Scratch the elephant, sorry Dumbo, we've found a flying whale..."
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Old 29th Sep 2023, 17:22
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Now where is my old copy of the Dolphin Code?
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"Just Eat" provide an exsclusive delivery service for lovers of caviar.
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I thought you said 'the wings were made in whales'.
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Old 29th Sep 2023, 23:05
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I never knew that ILS stood for In Larger Sizes.
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Old 29th Sep 2023, 23:35
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Call sign MOBY69.
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Old 29th Sep 2023, 23:44
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The crew planned to avoid areas of "scientific whaling"
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Old 30th Sep 2023, 00:18
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Just because you can build it, doesn't mean you should! I mean, what's it's porpoise.....?
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If you’re not careful I might take the hump!
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Old 30th Sep 2023, 10:03
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Airbus finally cracks the hydrogen tanks conundrum.
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Old 30th Sep 2023, 10:25
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He's got a smile in his face 'cos he's just swallowed a Guppy...
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Well No1, I'm not impressed with this hydrogen fuel alternative.
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With the biofuel trials successfully competed, it only remained to electrify the C-5 that dropped the tuna.
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Massive carrying capacity, but extremely vulnerable to Harpoon missiles.....
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