Caption Competition Mk IV

[Chu Chu]

The fuse has ticked down, and it's time to pick winners.

Third runner up is Sealo0 with: "Hoskins, in what why is this better than putting our names on it? P.S. did you know, they’re thinking about taking gullible out of the dictionary!"

Second runner up is Wensleydale with: "Whose round is it?"

First runner up is Traffic with: "Precursor to the smart bomb....the dumb shell."

But the one that made me laugh the most, managing to combine a clever pun with a classy-yet-risque reference, all in a mere four words, is Artee with: "On the Nutcracker - sweet!"

Congratulations Artee! The CST will be coming soon to the bottom of a crater near you.

[artee]

Many thanks Chu Chu.

Let's see how this works:

[Ascend Charlie]

"That's one tough Tampax string!"

[Hydromet]

When in danger, when in doubt,
Stop the chopper and all get out

[Wensleydale]

"Bloody Australian exchange tourist!"

[andytug]

"Hoskins - I've told you before, that is not where you put the carabiner!"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Black Hawk....Down?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

A bit like the paratrooper's jump bags....when you feel the tap on the top of your helmet, you'll know you've reached the ground.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Wire-guided Lawn Dart.

[Buster Hyman]

"I'm starting to think our Hazing has gone too far but by God, he hasn't screamed once!"
"Perhaps, we just don't tie the ropes to his Jatz Crackers?"

[Buster Hyman]

Still beats an Ejector seat, any day of the week!

[Wensleydale]

"Who needs a rad-alt when you're carrying squaddies?"

[Wensleydale]

"Left 3, left 2, steady, oops he's fallen right back down again.........oh b*gger."

[andytug]

"Where have all those dogs come from?" - "They're the only ones who can hear him screaming...."

[Dan Gerous]

FFS Hoskins, heads up in combat, bottoms up in the bar!

[sealo0]

So, Hoskins your first jump?

H: yes sir.

HOSKINS…….

[Chu Chu]

Command had to do something about the number of ankle injuries from fast roping.

[Chu Chu]

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

[treadigraph]

'Ang on lads, I've got a great idea....

[treadigraph]

'..and the film ends on a real cockhanger'

​​​​'You mean "ends on a cliffhanger"'

'Oh... er, where's the screenwriter chappy?'