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Old 28th Sep 2023, 14:41
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When Sadiq Khan goes door to door canvassing.....
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There are claims of panic as Putin widens the criteria for conscription to the army.
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the origin of the term "cattywampus"
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Yes kitty, you may be a Mauser, but this here, is a Beretta M92A1....
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My friends are still reliable, but they don’t hear as well as they used to. I wasn’t going to ask just one of them for a gat.
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Does this mean she's armed with a Tom(my) gun?
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Right, free bags of kitty litter and a saucer of milk to runners up:

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Don't move or I'll use my Mauser!
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“I know what you're thinking. Did she fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Glock 9mm, one of the most powerful handguns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?”, said Auntie Em to the Animal Control man who had come to collect her rabid cat.
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Holy sh*t Mr Tomkins! You're right! That is a f*cking big mouse!
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But the winner with the purrfect caption on this occasion is Cavuman:

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“I know what you're thinking. Did she fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Glock 9mm, one of the most powerful handguns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?”, said Auntie Em to the Animal Control man who had come to collect her rabid cat.
Well done! Mine would have been Bond, off stage and surprised: "Blofeld!"
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Many Thanks, Sir treadigraph! Let's try this airborne cetacean:



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Boeing knew that Airbus was like a fish out of water…
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