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Old 1st Oct 2023, 16:47
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The usual surfeit of superb and funny captions by the PPRuNe crew, yet last but not least, Chu Chu's "One click, Vasily!" brings home the scrimshaw Coffman Starter Trophy! Same will be delivered via the A 300-600ST Beluga, which was last spotted over CDG at 65,000' and climbing. The Flight Engineer, known as "Flipper", turned the pressurization outflow valve to "Max", and with a deafening sound of flatus being released, the smiling beast headed Heavenward at 20,000 f.p.m.! Meteorologists called this phenomenon "Blowhole"!

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Thank you very much, cavuman!

Let's see what the crowd makes of this one:

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All together now...
"One staff officer jumped right over the other staff officer's back,
One staff officer jumped right over the other staff officer's back
One staff officer jumped right over the other staff officer's back
And the other staff officer jumped right over the other staff officer's back.

Chorus:
They were only playing leapfrog.....
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Why does Major Kong get all the recognition? Sure, his was the first solo, but ours was the first.
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Oi! In the name of common decency, can't you men ride side saddle?

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The Village People - the early years.

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On the Nutcracker - sweet!
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Pilot Training: before the award of Wings.
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"We're going to get some flak for this..."
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Men of the right callibre!
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Don’t worry guy it’s probably blank
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Herr Doktor Strangelove and his team test their new Wunderwaffe.
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Von Bloggs and his chums get the bullet after their latest escapade at Flight School.
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Precursor to the smart bomb....the dumb shell.
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Ribbed for your pleasure.
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Hans was not convinced, despite what Herman was insisting, that that was actually Herman's scabbard he could feel.
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Medics try out a new treatment for Shell Shock.
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That better be your bayonet!
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The German version of Friends...

"Howitzer Doin'?"
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"Whose round is it?"
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