Caption Competition Mk IV

[Ascend Charlie]

So now Raymond Reddington is working with the British army, eh?

[622]

I say Winston, ...If you do this every time you see a mouse .....How are we going to convince the sausage eaters that we will 'fight them on the beaches" ...

[NutLoose]

We are going to have to sort out a better protection squad, I cannot turn up at the House like this.

[NutLoose]

Why have we stopped?

Well you just farted Winston and the driver is directly under you.

[NutLoose]

Ok Gunner have you got a bead on him?
Yes Sir!
Ok, shoot that Pesky Wabbit

[Chu Chu]

This one's slowed down so much you could almost stand on the deck. I'll give you my perspective on the entries tonight.

[treadigraph]

Good grief! Goering's rotten blighters have flattened London!

This is Salisbury Plain, Prime Minister...

[fdr]

With the greatest respect, Boris, we were rather hoping for challengers...

[Buster Hyman]

Sing with me lads! "Our Sol-Our Sol-Our Soldiers went to War. With Pis-With Pis-With Pistols at their side...."

[NutLoose]

I'm soory Sir, this was all we could muster at short notice and we even had to drag the halftrack out of the Bovington Tank Museum.

[NutLoose]

I say General, what it the purpose of the flag there..

Ah, that is for our artillery so they can calculate their fall of shot, they have preset the range.

Ermmmm... but we are here..

Ahh..

[Buster Hyman]

My word! These rubber decoys are quite strong to hold our weight!
...ummm...

[NutLoose]

I say General, what’s that over bloated ugly tank over there…

Erm that’s the new Churchill Sir

[SLXOwft]

I could have done with one of these when I was serving with the South African Light Horse.

[SLXOwft]

... but you can't use it for a scratch game of polo.

[SLXOwft]

Damn decent of you to invite me to do this review during a race week.

[Chu Chu]

I enjoyed the entries, as always. Mine might have been "I like the new platform. But does it have to have all those bits sticking up?"

All good things must come to an end, and:

The third runner up is FDR with :"With the greatest respect, Boris, we were rather hoping for challengers..." (I liked the titanic one as well.)
Second runner up is Nutloose with: "All lined up and ready for action, I would imagine this is how Napoleon felt at Waterloo chaps.. Err... he lost Sir!"
(I've always wondered if Waterloo explained the popular idea that all famous British battles were defeats.)
First runner up is Buster with another topical entry: "God McTavish! I jumped out of the tank because I thought I heard a drone & there was Churchill!"

But despite my weakness for puns, the one that made me laugh out loud was:

BPF with: Corporal Bloggin's last words as a Tank Commander. "Gunner Traverse Right"

Congratulations! The CapComp Trophy will be heading north shortly.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Here you go boys and girls, looking forward to your finest offerings ( Do rise to the occasion, Nutty )

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Fresh back from depot maintenance. Good to Go!

[Buster Hyman]

Right! That just means we're missing an Opera, then we're good to go Webber!