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Uh Joe hitting it won't help
Unlike you, I KNOW how to fix a tank, so piss off !
Well OK but that doesn't change the fact that he bent track link is on the other side.....
Unlike you, I KNOW how to fix a tank, so piss off !
Well OK but that doesn't change the fact that he bent track link is on the other side.....
I think there are easier ways to knock the mud off your boots....
Master Sgt. Kowalski attempts to disprove the notion that the Abrams is difficult to maintain in the field...
The US version of "The Persuaders" turned out rather different to what Roger Moore and Tony Curtis expected
The US Army Heavy Xylophone Battalion on exercises in Germany.
The percussion section of the 1st Armored Division band laying down a track...
The US version of "The Persuaders" turned out rather different to what Roger Moore and Tony Curtis expected
The US Army Heavy Xylophone Battalion on exercises in Germany.
The percussion section of the 1st Armored Division band laying down a track...
The Abrams M-1 Tank....just like a Timex....takes a beating and keeps on ticking!
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Some excellent entries here. In no particular order, my favourites were...
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Traffic_Is_Er_Was with
Big Pistons Forever with
NutLoose with
But the worthy winner is Traffic_Is_Er_Was with
The CST will be delivered to you as soon as it has been panelbeaten. You will be able to track it.
Go for it TIEW.
Of course we'll say yes, but it's just a courtesy to ask if they can play through!
Jolihokistix with
Oh, no, not another tyre kicker!
Track adjustment tolerances were so tight, Bloggs was forced to resort to his micro-adjuster.
Nobody ever accused Cpl Bloggins of overthinking the troubleshooting process...
Having transferred from British Rail, Bert’s previous job as a wheel tapper was a hard occupation to give up.
Trooper Fawlty, the army days...
Go for it TIEW.
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After ze var ve Klingers intend to move to America, mine a son vants to be a medic vhen he grows up.
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It was for a very good reason covered by the Official Secrets Act that Spike Milligan never included this picture in his war memoires...
TOGA PARTY !!!!!
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To avoid bad luck, never walk under a black cat and never ever let a ladder cross your path...
The ghost of Putin leaves the khazi
"Well, Herr Oberst, it's like this: I was rubbing this lamp and a genie came out, and so I asked to have some pussy sitting on my head..."
The Wehrmacht's standard issue winter camouflage suits weren't quite what the front line troops were expecting...
Stripagram for Eva Braun!
Even though chemical warfare was never actually used, German soldiers found their gas masks were essential latrine wear.
December 1944: the attempts of Otto Skorzeny's werewolves to cause confusion behind American lines in the Ardennes were not as effective as hoped.
The Wehrmacht's standard issue winter camouflage suits weren't quite what the front line troops were expecting...
Stripagram for Eva Braun!
Even though chemical warfare was never actually used, German soldiers found their gas masks were essential latrine wear.
December 1944: the attempts of Otto Skorzeny's werewolves to cause confusion behind American lines in the Ardennes were not as effective as hoped.
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"Merry Christmas from *******" which I think is spelled Alamein.
You fool, Dorfmann, I asked you to invent a uniform of invisibility, not an invisible uniform!
Ian Fleming's wartime experiences with special forces inspired the character "Pussy Galore".
A German Stosstruppe models the winter 1918 ready-to-surrender collection on the cat walk...
Sorry Hauptmann Schmidt, I thought "go commando" was an order, not an encouragement...
Ian Fleming's wartime experiences with special forces inspired the character "Pussy Galore".
A German Stosstruppe models the winter 1918 ready-to-surrender collection on the cat walk...
Sorry Hauptmann Schmidt, I thought "go commando" was an order, not an encouragement...
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Schrödinger's first cat experiment still required some thought...
"'Sigh' - Unteroffizier Schwartz, I said I would see you ON night shift, not IN night shift..."
Christmas 1917, it's panto season, and Feldwebel Hartmann plays "Dick" in Puss in Boots.
Gefreiter Hartmann now starring in "Privates on Parade".
The addition of the invisible umbrella was the stroke of genius that Hans hoped would finally get him sent home from the front...
Christmas 1917, it's panto season, and Feldwebel Hartmann plays "Dick" in Puss in Boots.
Gefreiter Hartmann now starring in "Privates on Parade".
The addition of the invisible umbrella was the stroke of genius that Hans hoped would finally get him sent home from the front...
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The original costume design for the scarecrow in "The Wizard of Oz" was considered a little avant garde for 1939...
After Klaus failed to notice his greatcoat, trousers, jacket and rifle being stolen, he was surprised to be posted out of the Observer Corps, but determined to succeed in his new role, preventing stray animals fouling the latrines.
After Klaus failed to notice his greatcoat, trousers, jacket and rifle being stolen, he was surprised to be posted out of the Observer Corps, but determined to succeed in his new role, preventing stray animals fouling the latrines.