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It's only a water pistol, I use it for defleaing my pussy.
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Iv'e always wanted to be a Pirate, but I couldn't afford a Parrot
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Call me Mrs Slocum again and I will empty the clip into you and then let Tiddles have a go, it's Mrs Slocombe!
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“I know what you're thinking. Did she fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Glock 9mm, one of the most powerful handguns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?”, said Auntie Em to the Animal Control man who had come to collect her rabid cat.
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The cat cowered, knowing that if she fired it the pistol would leap out her hand.
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The housekeeper had subtle ways to keep Andrew away from the girls.